Wendy Bombardi

Spends an embarrassing amount of time online browsing the tubes. Likes trampolines and Texas Hold 'em. Not complicated.

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Mmm.. nothing like a nice warm cup of courage in the afternoon. Did I say courage? I meant Smirnoff ice. Drinking is bad, don't do it kids.

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Mixed feelings about today. MJ and Farrah Fawcett died, ultimatums were made, and I still haven't learn how to dance to Thriller.

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No more "tastic" words, though. Promise.

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Second day at my new job was funtastic. Thank [your diety of choice] I speak Portuguese.

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Quacktastic.

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I'm gonna teach you a thing or two about the birds and the beans.

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me: does this car last forever? @emyzinha : yeah, it's an Infiniti

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Twitter, I've missed you so much! Come here and give us a hug.

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My knowledge of cars and fashion are equarry dishonorabrr

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#3wordsduringsex : "Eli Manning!" okay, that's only two, but after those two words who needs a third.

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42.

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'Sleeping In (Album)' by the Postal Service is also a good one http://x.imeem.com/owdPy_T_oT #musicmonday

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Listening to 'Thief' by Our Lady Peace http://x.imeem.com/Z11pPdYyr7 #musicmonday

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If I weren't real I'd make me up.

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You can't have just one pet duck. It's triple or nothing.

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@rebeccagialluca you are now fully informed of my Saturday night activities. Beat that!

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Send yourself an email. One new message.

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Foo Fighter's cover of "Little Nicky" makes you want to throw someone against the wall and do nasty things to them. http://bit.ly/23OaHL

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Time for my annual re-reading of Fight Club. Expect me to really hate on duvets for the next week or so.

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@FiveThumbsDown denial works best for me. Always add a penny. Your turn: What triggers your obsession?