Elon Musk’s Pineal Gland

Lawyer-mom. Crimmigration Nerd. Sings opera in the car before federal hearings. Jams death metal while drafting appellate briefs. Sweatpants are my religion.

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Not my son flinging stinging caterpillars on his sisters

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@EricLevitz @ardenthistorian Maybe if we start calling them “workforce unions” scrotus won’t gut labor union rights? Jk neo-lochnerism will crush us all

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@DallasZoo Break out the pen laser

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“We are a court of law, not policymakers of last resort.”

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@Bradknowsall @RMFifthCircuit Did y’all not see the amended FRE 201? (b)(3) Fox News

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@NavikYK @DietCoke_Esq Gotta set the water timer when engaging in legal drafting

[Int'l Criminal Court @IntlCrimCourt]

#ICC Prosecutor #KarimAAKhanKC: On today’s International Day for the Elimination of #ViolenceAgainstWomen, I pledge my support for the UNiTE! campaign to end violence against women and girls. @UN @UN_Women
#OrangeTheWorld #JusticeMatters #SGBC

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@J_Dot_J The MBE was my favorite part of the bar exam

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This. #ICWA

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@Arditi_d_Popolo Holy fuck man

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Just tryna speed up the apocalypse so I can fly to mars and become the father of a new earth, like literally I’m going to father all the future inhabitants

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@NotJoshBlackman There’s not enough education in the world that can help that anti-Semitic fucktard

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@JoeDudekJD Rook-y move

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Brief writing while jamming 80’s German pop. #remand

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@MaybellRomero @brianlfrye I take the view that dating is, like common law burglary, a specific intent event. Intent must be formed at outset or when you enter the threshold of the venue.

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Time for Plan B

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@MaybellRomero It’s better than the alternative. My kid came out of ear tube surgery like a rabid honey badger trying to rip the nurses’ limbs off while cursing in German.

[Robin Fulford for Congress (again, eventually) @RobinFulfordTX]

I just spoke to a voter whose close friend is an OBGYN. Because of the Texas #TriggerBan on abortion in effect today, hospital legal had a meeting where they were told—under no uncertain terms—that they are to let mothers die rather than perform life-saving abortions.