Janet Crawford

Brighton-based silliness enthusiast

[Janet Crawford @PlanetBrighton]

@lesthecroc Oh just fuck off

[Katharine Horgan @katharinehorgan]

London please help. I’m praying for a miracle, I’ve just got into the office and noticed my mums locket (in all these photos) that I wear every day has fallen off my neck on my walk in. My mum died when I was seven and her jewellery is most of what I have of her. I’m devastated

[MimiJ @MimiJ9]

Please RT or send this photo. We need this trending today. Fly high Janey. #Trumpisacunt @JaneyGodley

[Adam Richman @AdamRichman]

Well - the entire crew of season two of #AdamRichmanEatsBritain has just been robbed. We were driving from Birmingham to London, stopped at a rest, stop in Barnet for exactly 4 1/2 minutes to use the restroom, and came back to our van completely cleaned out.
All of the filming equipment is gone.
Both of my suitcases with all of my possessions are gone.
Backpack with my laptop and all of my medications are gone .
And to make matters worse, because I have trackers on some of my possessions, and because of my laptop, I can see where these things are. But we have to wait here for the police. The rest stop won’t release the security footage until the police arrive.
It’s been almost an hour.
I’m going to share a few of the locations where I can see my possessions.
Reward for anything found.

[Janet Crawford @PlanetBrighton]

@anymanfitness Love this. And love your posts Jason. Am almost persuaded to get down the gym

[Pam Myers @RorschachPam]

Ok this bit is mind blowing. Two and a half hours to cover that much of France. Sitting in a comfy 1st class seat for about £30. Has France a) broken the laws of time & physics or b) invested in infrastructure #TRAIN

[Metro @MetroUK]

The Met Office warns the UK will be double-fisted by deadly snow and ice
https://t.co/H6HvGvwFYM

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

the latest in our @VersoBooks collab just dropped! read an excerpt from this beautiful graphic novel, based on CLR James text, of the story of the haitian revolution - the only successful slave revolt in history! https://t.co/qUcz0YICtm

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[Seann Walsh @seannwalsh]

If you like comedy, please read and share. It would be wonderful for this to come off. Stranger things have happened…

[Omid Djalili @omid9]

The world is finally aware that the “Islamic” Republic of Iran have been funding and training the terrorists that attacked Israel. So here are SOME QUESTIONS FOR THE REGIME:

HOW DO YOU EVEN DARE TO SPEAK OUT against Israeli oppression, when 10M Jews, Christians, Bahá’ís and Muslims have left Iran for fear of being killed or meaninglessly executed?

HOW DO YOU DARE TO TRY and align yourselves with an oppressed people, when you’ve raped & slaughtered your own people for the past 44 years?

HOW DO YOU DARE TO SPARK A WAR THAT NO ONE WANTS except a fanatical minority which celebrates the slaughter of Israeli civilians, including hundreds of women & children?

HOW DO YOU DARE DISPLACE 260,000 Palestinians so children continue to be born in Gaza with no prospects other than a choice between misery or death?

NO ONE WANTS more war crimes inflicted on yet more civilians. What is coming is chilling. And it will get worse:
Russia backing the IRI because they’re dependent on the IRGC for military hardware & drones, war in the Ukraine, the US parked in the Mediterranean and Israel fighting Hamas in the south, Hezbollah in the north and potentially the IRI too, it’s a world war that will affect every single one of us.

If we are humanitarians, everyone of us on this platform must call for a cease fire immediately. We know what each side is capable of. Killing more innocent people gets us nowhere other than a fast track to Armageddon.

[Janet Crawford @PlanetBrighton]

@DarenSalmon Did Pauline stay??

[Supertanskiii @supertanskiii]

What a fucking prick.

Jacob Rees Mogg, the man that took £22,000 in donations from Crispin Odey; a hedgefunder who regularly profits from betting on the collapse of the pound, the failure of British firms, made millions from investing in a Russian mining company owned by a Russian oligarch close to Putin, and bet on oil and gas price spikes after the Russian invasion of Ukraine which fuelled a cost of living crisis which caused millions of British people to face abject poverty.

The halcyon days of people not knowing about this are over, Mogg. We are going to tell everybody what you are. I’m fucking done with all of you.

[Janet Crawford @PlanetBrighton]

@BrianRoemmele @ElWeezel

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

BREAKING
Fraud report
"DWP estimates 237,000 pensioners were UNDERPAID a total of £1.46 billion in their state pension... as many pensioners continue to wait, and some have died waiting"

Tory govt happy to hand out £6 BILLION through PPE VIP lanes but lets pensioners die while waiting for a little bit of money?
Tories absolutely rely on the 65+ vote and yet they don't care at all about them.
Please tell all the pensioners you know this singular fact above.
RT

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

Men, bring back whatever the fuck this was

[The Daily Mash @thedailymash]

The scandal-and-reproduction cycle of Boris and Carrie Johnson https://t.co/Ulnym9UZaU

[The i Paper @theipaper]

We cannot allow future referendum campaigns to be swayed by lies, misinformation, or even Russian meddling and interference

They must be fought fairly and people must be fully informed

🖋️ @CarolineLucas for @ipaperviews

https://t.co/OZH62pEWNa