Planet Tyrus

Hosted by @PlanetTyrus
Tyrus brings signature wit to politics, culture & everyday life.
Episodes drop every Tuesday and Thursday.
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TOUCHDOWN: WELCOME TO PLANET TYRUS🪐🎙🚀

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🚨 UNBELIEVABLE PLOT TWIST! Jim Florentine reveals the grassroots genius behind Crank Yankers 🚨

He made a self-produced prank CD messing with telemarketers and sent it to Howard Stern, who started playing it the very next morning to thousands of listeners 🔥

What is your absolute favorite classic Crank Yankers puppet bit from back in the day? 👇

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🚨 OUTRAGE MOB FAIL! Jim Florentine exposes why online cancel culture is a total joke 🚨

"Look what Shane Gillis did," Florentine notes, explaining how getting canceled from Saturday Night Live only made him bigger because he is a solid, everyday guy who relates to people 🔥

How do you think creators should handle internet trolls when they try to cancel someone? 👇

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🚨 WOW! Lockdowns completely DESTROYED comedy according to Jim Florentine: "My career might be over." 🤢 🔥

Comics were forced inside with zero real-life inspiration while pick-a-pronoun madness swept the culture!

Did the pandemic kill jokes forever or is stand-up finally back? 👇 🚨

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🚨 DISGUSTING CENSORSHIP! Comedy clubs pulled the plug on free speech: "They would just shut the mic off." 🤢 🔥

From 2016 to 2022 club owners literally cut live microphones mid-set for edgy material!

Are artists forced to walk on eggshells or is comedy finally back? 👇 🚨

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🚨 TOTAL IGNORANCE! Tyrus completely EXPOSED modern protestors: "This is the same group who didn't know what a woman was." 🤢 🔥

They show up in matching outfits but literally admit they don't know what they're there for!

Are these crowds passionate about a cause or just showing up for the drama? 👇 🚨

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🚨 COMEDIAN JIM FLORENTINE JOINS PLANET TYRUS to expose how cancel culture and Hollywood censorship are ruining the entertainment industry! 🚨

They are proving that real artists don't need permission to build an audience, so tap the link below to watch this epic episode right now! 🔥 💣

https://t.co/Wj4yVp6rLo

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🚨 DROPPING TOMORROW! Comedian Jim Florentine reveals his raw strategy for surviving on stage in a world of safe comedy 🚨

Tyrus praises Florentine as the "REAL DEAL" who is never afraid to fail on stage, so make sure you watch the full episode dropping tomorrow at 11AM EST 🎭⏰🔥

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🚨 MID-AIR HORROR! Navy pilot Ryan Graves completely blacked out over the pitch-black ocean while flying “upside down at one G sitting in your seat, not knowing that you're upside down” 🤢💥

Systems booted back online just a shocking 1,800 feet from impact: how would you react if your plane lost power in total darkness? 👀✈️👇

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🚨 HOLY SMOKES! Multiple military sensors confirm a stable, real object zipped directly between two Navy fighter jets at a terrifying 50 feet away! 👀🛸

“One of these objects went right between the two aircraft... holy smokes, what is going on here?” 💣

Do you think these confirmed sensor tracks prove we are dealing with physical alien craft? 👽

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🚨 Comedian Dave Smith exposes the dark, wild truth of living the wrong way on the road! 🍺

“I was doing all types of degenerate stuff... a lot of drinking and some drug use” 🤢

Have you ever lived a lifestyle that left you feeling completely empty? 💀

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🚨 OUT OF THIS WORLD! Ex-Navy pilot Ryan Graves exposes UFOs intentionally tailing military jets! 🛸

“So it's almost like they want to be seen in some sense” 👀

Are these objects advanced military tech or are we being watched by something else? 👽

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🚨 MIND-BLOWING TECH! If the US military integrated the physics of these mysterious orbs into our F-18 fighter jets, we would be completely UNTOUCHABLE in the skies! 🛸

“Oh, we basically be untouchable... I don't know if the pilot would survive inside that cockpit” 💥

Could human pilots even handle the extreme physical forces of this advanced technology? 👽

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🚨 OUT OF THIS WORLD! Ex-Navy pilot Ryan Graves exposes UFOs intentionally tailing military jets! 🛸

“So it's almost like they want to be seen in some sense” 👀

Are these objects advanced military tech or are we being watched by something else? 👽

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🚨 ABSOLUTE CHAOS! Ryan Graves reveals a hidden investigation that uncovered a fleet of bizarre metallic sphere UFOs swarming our skies! 🚨

"There were four other near misses that went unreported," and these mysterious objects completely defy all known flight physics!

Do you think the military is hiding alien technology, or is this a secret foreign surveillance operation?

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🚨 UFO NEAR MISS! A passenger jet missed a mysterious black triangle UFO by a mere 200 feet! 🚨

"Air traffic control had absolutely zero indications on their radar" while the pilots watched it fly right past them! ✈️

Do you think this is alien technology or a secret military project? 🛸👽

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🚨 Tyrus admits he would completely trust an AI JUDGE or doctor over a human because algorithms only care about the cold, hard FACTS! 🧑‍⚖️🧑‍⚕️

Do you think an AI judge would provide a fairer trial than a human, or is this technology going too far?🤔

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🚨 NATIONAL SECURITY CRISIS! Former Navy pilot Ryan Graves exposes the chilling truth behind military UFO encounters 🚨

“What pilots are seeing in our skies is a CUBE INSIDE A SPHERE, and it is directly threatening our aviation safety” 🛸🔥

The truth is out there and you cannot afford to miss this mind-blowing testimony, so drop everything and hit the link to watch this brand new episode right now 💣👀

https://t.co/xlvc8kMmPS

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Guys... Where's Ryan??? AND WHO IS THAT?!?! 😨

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🚨Dave Smith warns that we are officially watching our country be DESTROYED in slow motion 🚨

He fears for his little children growing up in this environment, while Tyrus completely agrees, calling America a "spoiled little fat kid" that throws a massive temper tantrum whenever we don't get our way. It used to be your mom would leave you to cry your ass out in Kmart, but now whenever somebody cries it is treated as immediate BREAKING NEWS.

Do you agree with Dave and Tyrus that America has become completely spoiled? 🤢 🔥

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🚨 DISGUSTING PONZI SCHEME! Dave Smith exposes how the broken economy ruins Gen Z: "they come out of school, they're a hundred grand in debt and they're getting a job at door dash"! 🚨

Young people look at $800,000 houses and "embracing socialism on the left" or "quasi fascism" because they need radical alternatives.

Is the system completely failing our youth? Let us know in the comments below! 💸📉💣