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@PFF_College @MotorCityDraft All these draft repost @MotorCityDraft. Back to the last 60 years of your life, mock drafting before end of season. Sorry ass franchise, with sorry ass fans spoiled by Ben Johnson the last two years. Back to poverty the Motor City goes. Cuck.

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Anyone else seeing this rocket with absolute calcium cannons keeping book behind home plate in the Cubs Brewers game?? #jugs

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This and some hole. #ball

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All moved in #MTVCribs

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If I see one more “galentines day post” I’m gonna comment “nightmare blunt rotation” #LANK

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Sydney Thomas is mid and her rack is too big there I said it

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@SamOlbur And who plays right field then? Who is better then him? Shut the fuck up and go suck on some titties. You’d complain less if you got a little beaver little buddy

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@Paul_Skenes what you just did to my Cubs is illegal and not acceptable. I will carry out your punishment by having sex with your girlfriend

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@b1gdumb1diott I’ll pay for them if you send feet pics

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@SamOlbur You’re such a greedy little cunt

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OSHA is in shambles the way I’m about to wheel this fat bitch around

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Sleeper of the draft:

Brock Bowers sister. Tatted goth mommy to perfection. Could definitely pound 12 miller lites and let her abuse me.

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Sunday Recap:

Dabs taken: 18
Door dash orders: 1
Steps from the couch: 34
Poops that may have spawned the bubonic plague: 1.5
Shit shower jerk off combos: 1

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I’m so fucking retarded right now I love alcohol

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If bar hoping and talking to 0 chicks was a stat I’d be fucking MJ

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Slight work on getting the troops home, couldn’t get the last finger in… saving it for your mother

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Luke Getsy all time retard

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@3kidneys_ Mommy!

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So many troops home for an upper decker

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The boys are diabolically locked the fuck in tonight. #ifsheaint280sheaintalady