Virgo King

Queer fuck / mildly nsfw you’ve been warned / DJ 5’3 🍉

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

Pause!!!! look how hot we are

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

i think i'd get kicked off love island for trying to make the guys kiss too many times

[𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵 ʚ♡ɞ @angelxdemontime]

romeo, oh where are you, my romeo

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

I fell while standing on something and skinned the bottom of my toe on my bookshelf happy Sunday !

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

Am big sad boy :(

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

Do I tell my dad happy Father’s Day…… or…..

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

Cheyanne and me, when she was in Chicago

[kate ✨ @pulpy_fiction]

whenever i go over to my boyfriends house he feeds me three delicious home cooked meals a day with like homemade relish and salads and i don’t have to lift a finger and then when he comes over im like hi i have no groceries and failed to think about this until this precise moment

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

Current me is so irritated with earlier me when I decided to put all my laundry on my bed, after a 12hr concert shift 🤪

[paprika yuraoi scholar @paprikagen_]

interview with the vampire dares to ask the question of what if bella swan was a 69 year old late-in-life bisexual guy

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

Chronic pain is so crazy I’m just laying here and it feels like my shoulder blade is being stabbed, like diva all I did was go to work today

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

they’d have to cut all my scenes if i was on love island cuz id be digging in my butt so much

[toy 🔞 @toyafterdark]

The missing De Lioncourt sibling

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

I can’t wait for my baby to come home 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[elle ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @pookiechae]

women with big boobs are always right

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

ACAB includes the Kidz Bop Kids

[trin @glooomiii]

sorry if my big doe eyes are misleading... i am highly traumatized and perverted

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

My best friend is a lawyer and he sang me a parody of “just a dream” by Nelly about Holiday World

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I lowkey love when unserious people have serious jobs. It’s the duality for me.

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

I love being midwestern

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

If there is a god then heaven is a Panera.

[Virgo King @PlantDad5000]

Looking dummy thick

[Sarah Larchmont @SarahLarchmont]

God forbid a woman gets a hobby!

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed