PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ

*The Onion For Vegans
Vegan, funny and often rude. #GoVegan #veganfortheanimals #plantbased #writer #blog #blogger

[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

Very, very Not Safe For Work 😆 #vegan #veganAfterDark #adult #onlyforthegrownups https://t.co/ki3EaWvhBz

[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

Gay vegans are everywhere.

“The easiest way to help animals trapped in the horrors of industrial farming is simply not to eat them."
(Journalist and author Jane Velez-Mitchell @JVM )
#PrideMonth #Pride2022 #pride

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@VgnAutistArtist

[Chelsea @VgnAutistArtist]

Today is my 16-year veganniversary.
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Sorry not sorry. https://t.co/R2wMd2eM4V
#satire #vegansatire #TheVeganOnion #veganforlife #veganmoan #vegan

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Bandwagon jumpers make me sad
I think it’s so sad that I went vegan for the animals twenty years ago, and now millions of people have jumped on the bandwagon and stopped consuming animal products too.
The bastards.
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You’re supposed to be vegan for the animals.
You can’t be vegan for the animals, AND the environment AND for feminism.
How can you care about animals if you care about feminism and the earth as well?
If you’re not vegan for the animals and nothing else, then you’re not vegan.

[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

Very, very Not Safe For Work 😆 #vegan #veganAfterDark #adult #onlyforthegrownups
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[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

Oh great.
Just what we need around here.
More fucking vegans.
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[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

You know when people find out you’re vegan and they get all flustered and claim they only eat organic, grass-fed beef from their uncle’s neighbour’s farm?
Where the cows are happy and humanely slaughtered, and the farmer loves the animals?
Well, that’s us!https://t.co/2mu876rxmP

[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

My body won’t even tolerate animal products because it vibrates at a higher level than everyone else, that’s how vegan I am.

#vegan #GoVegan #vegans #veganforlife https://t.co/R2wMd2vP6V

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“I was vegan first, and that means I’m more vegan than anybody else. I don’t know who you think you are, with your delicious vegan pizza and plant-based ice cream, and cheese that doesn’t catch fire when you try to grill it.
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We’re a vegan humour site.
(The Vegan Onion)
We make fun of everyone – vegans, non-vegans, corporations and even cats, wasps and pandas sometimes. https://t.co/TnIVsSnnhz

[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

Remember, everyone loves an unthreatening cupcake vegan.

Try laughing next time someone says you need a bacon sandwich.

You’ll lighten the mood and maybe make a new friend!
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Meat eaters are perfectly reasonable people who just happen to be enmeshed in a cult of state-sponsored animal slavery, with zero incentive to leave it.

It’s you that’s fucking mental mate. https://t.co/TnIVsSnnhz

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Remember that humans are property.

Remember to respect the idea that human animals are just property, like lawnmowers or cars.
God, vegans are so dramatic! https://t.co/TnIVsSnnhz

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There are kinder ways of saying
“Fish don’t like getting fucking stabbed in the face”.

Why can’t vegans just be sensitive about it?
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Humans are salad-fed meat.
“It’s the circle of life Daisy, I’ll never forget you.”
Daisy says “Noooooooooo!” and she knows she’s lived a good life and it’s time to become a burger.
Stupid vegans.
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I OnLy buY mEat frOm hiGh-WelFare oRgaNic fArmS wHerE aNimAls ArE weLl caReD foR! StUpid VeGaN
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Have you been targeted by the Vegan Agenda?
Caught up in the corruption of Big Broccoli?
Shamed by shrill, blue-haired so-called “animal lovers” for eating meat? https://t.co/TmAiyHdw4y

[PlantBasedB*tch🌿 Ⓥ @Plantbasedb1tch]

Oh great.
Just what we need around here.
More fucking vegans.
https://t.co/Ax5G28vVVh