Planters Nuts

Planters is back in South Africa! Join our peanut gallery for the best in dry roasted wit.

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

Happy Monday everyone! May the only nuts you encounter this week be the ones that come in tins.

[X @walliesta]

James Earl Jones starring as Mufasa again is gonna feel like he initially faked his death to go live with his other family, but karma.

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

Exciting news, peanut gallery! Last night, Planter’s won a statue at @loeries.

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

We won a @loeries award! Yay! https://t.co/TTWAduntZK

[Loeries @loeries]

TV & CINEMA COMMERCIALS - UP TO 90 SECONDS - BRONZE: KraftHeinz "Poker Dogs" by Y&R Labstore #Loeries2017

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

Exciting news, peanut gallery! One of our ads is a @loeries finalist. Watch to see why the judges loved it:

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

Come back safely Peanut! We love your name. https://t.co/yFCsIAcvl7

[BatCAt @BatcatCA]

Before you get on your high horse, ask yourself why you're considering riding an animal which is under the influence of drugs.

[Saxonwold Shebeen @StateShebeen]

The Minister of Water Affairs will be bringing ice from our newly reclaimed islands off the coast of Antartica. Tender is R30 billion https://t.co/82MKDvKtGK

[Spiced Weasel @SpicedWeasel]

Went all the way to Egypt to dive the Red Sea and look who I found on the boat @PlantersZA #NutterFamily side note I want it

[Natalie the Mermaid 🧜‍♀️ @NatalieAndrew]

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a filter.

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

May the only nuts you encounter this week be the ones you find in tins. #MondayMotivation

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

@thulasindi Do you have that dress in avocado green?

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

@StateShebeen Far too much white rice in there.

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

Happy #WorldChocolateDay peanut gallery. If you haven't tried these, you really should.

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

It's #IndependenceDay 🇺🇸🎉 Besides us, what is America's greatest export?

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

#CountryDuty

Y'all creative AF! 👌🏿

[Rob Sinclair @RSinclairAuthor]

In case you were wondering...
#PiratesoftheCaribbean

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

This tweet goes exceptionally well with a honey roasted peanut gallery. https://t.co/YwBXeKK1th

[Saxonwold Shebeen @StateShebeen]

Just a small one please bartender. I'm acting Minister of Police now.

[realMartinTagg @martintagg]

Gupta puns? They don't bother me Atul.

[Planters Nuts @PlantersZA]

You guys are all nuts. https://t.co/e00UNMRoOP

[Tumi Sole @tumisole]

#CountryDuty

This will forever remain hilarious 😂😂

[Bruce Dennill @BroosDennill]

Man, horoscopes are just getting weirder. https://t.co/5dVlpvQjd8