The French Waiter

I once ate an entire cabbage.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

Reminder that @elonmusk is in a Satanic Pedophile Cult

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ @elonmusk "We're so proud of the dude that mimes blowjobs on stage in front of kids and claims he want's to have a political enemy executed by gunfire!"

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@SpaceX69_420 @elonmusk So Trump and Elon are voting for Harris?

Diddy is literally part owner of X you absolute moron.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@KookCapitalLLC @elonmusk Elon going to prison is more likely.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@TRUMP_ARMY_ @elonmusk I want him in prison.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@ValentinaForUSA @elonmusk Trump literally is riding around pretending to be a garbage man and doing photo ops in a closed McDonalds.

God you are suck stupid.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@elonmusk You cheated on all your wives, you're an absentee father, you turned your back on your kid because she transitioned, you have no empathy Elon

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

I’m not a puppet Elon.. I’m a daughter of two immigrant parents that had to work their ass off to provide for me! I’m a product of welfare, I’m a product of section 8, I’m a product of poverty and I’m a product of what happens when the system is set up against you….But you don’t know nothing about that. You don’t know not one thing about the American struggle…. PS fix my algorithm

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Meanwhile in PA.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Tax the f*cking churches.

[RockGod @TheHoustonWade]

Trump: "we always have huge crowds and never any empty seats."

Cameraman: *pans camera*

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@TiffanyFong_ wait are you implying Nazis aren't garbage?

[Adam Ellis @adamtotscomix]

The funniest thing about this comic is when conservatives told me I was inventing a strawman

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@NewsAction24_7 He was right and right to say it.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@TheodorSidh @joeroganhq @realDonaldTrump So why does Joe have extra hands?

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@joeroganhq @realDonaldTrump You need to ask him why he was friends with Jeffery Epstein and why he flew on the Lolita Express so many times.

I thought we were against big government slimeballs, not friends with them Joe.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@joeroganhq Joe if you don't confront Trump about being on Jeffery Epstein's plane and being friends with the man then you are a coward and a hypocrite.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@kballew Homeless people shouldn't lecture others about life choices.

You ACTUALLY live under a bridge.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@kballew @BeardedNurseDad Not as funny as your turkey neck.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@kballew You deserve to be homeless lol.

[The French Waiter @PlapPlapy]

@kballew The dog is smiling because your neck reminds it of a Turkey Dinner. Gobble Gobble.