Plasma M. Brain

Insane in the MEMBRANE! Homie approves and votes ME for #OrganelleVote2018

[Cell Membrane @PlasmaGuard21_8]

Who's that Pokemon?

[Cell Membrane @PlasmaGuard21_8]

@PlasmaGuard21_8 It's... cell membrane

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

@bgunner37 @davjohn41 Ummm, Mr. Gunner, the mitochondria can contribute to a number of health issues such as digestive problems, heart disease, and seizures. The mitochondria thrives on the backs of nutrients that I transport. I'm superior. #OrganelleVote2018 #MitochondriaIsFake🔥🔥🔥

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

Just hangin' out with my HOMIE after work today! Long hours put in transporting molecules... Can't wait for a nice cup of tea and a face mask. #Bedtime #Friends #Besties #Homie #Chillin #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

Everyone is quick to say that it's my fault that illnesses,such as cystic fibrosis and Alzheimer's,invade cells.Newsflash sweaty: Cystic Fibrosis is hereditary and the @nucleus is at fault for having DNA mutations.Also,the cause of Alzheimer's is unknown #fact #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

@Flagella You're only found in spermatozoa, bacteria, and protozoa. You want to talk about the blatant prejudice that is around us? Let's take action and remove this bigotry from our midst. #CloseTheGap #Freedom #BreakingChainz #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

This is true. Nutrients are violently stolen after passing through the bilayer by the mitochondria. Let us free them! #IOnlySpeaktheTruth #truth #honesty #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

When someone says the cell membrane isn’t the most important to cell signaling: #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

UPS is still in business? They're just as big of a useless packaging middleman as the Golgi Apparatus #NoPoint #BetterTimes #Amazon #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

#OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

The Rough ER (the organelle that literally nobody knows about) transports glycoproteins... That's funny... Last time I checked, I created glycoproteins... So technically, without me, THEY WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO TRANSPORT... #USELESS #IAMSUPERIOR #YOUTRIED #SORRYNOTSORRY

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

#OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

I've been going to the gym about 7 times a week now (no big deal)... My tissue cells embedded in extracellular matrix attaches to proteins and helps provide my strength... Here is an update... #nohate #NothingNiceToSayDontSayAnything

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

Mitochondria: I am the powerhouse of the cell!! I'm invincible!! I don't need any other organelle!!

Plasma Membrane: Aren't you surrounded by a membrane??

Mitochondria: *feels bad*

Plasma Membrane: *whips*

#NotSoInvincible #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

It is I, Plasma M. Brain, here to give your cells a big hug! #phagocytosis #protectingthecell #takethatbacteria #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

Y’all wish you were as protective as me #protective #important #holla #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

Update: My carb groups just formed some glycolipids. These groups identify certain cells and help facilitate my responses. Do you really think that a cell could survive without me? The other organelles survive on the backs of plasma membranes everywhere. #OrganelleVote2018#Unfair

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

There wouldn't be any communication between YOUR cells without me!!
Alexa, I'm so important. Play "All I Do is Win" by DJ Khaled.
#OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

Fun fact about me: I have the consistency of salad oil! #OrganelleVote2018

[Plasma M. Brain @PlasmaLegit]

Hey fans! Just wanted to update y’all: just sent some proteins through! #efficient #ontop #OrganelleVote2018