Plasma Membrane

Your safety in our cell is our #1 priority!
I AIM TO PROTECT!
VOTE FOR ME FOR THE BEST ORGANELLE!!

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Now- you might be thinking what does this mean for the plasma membrane? Don’t worry! I WILL continue to campaign. I WILL prevail. I WILL win. Plasma Membrane 2024!! #getpoliticell #membraneofthepeople #thisisrediculous #iwillwin

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

I’m sure you all have seen the results by now. I wanted to give a big congratulations to Mike! I couldn’t think of a better organelle (besides me) to lead Cellumbia! Good luck and I wish you the best! 🎉🎉#getpolliticell #Congratulations

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Hey everyone! The day has finally come! ITS ELECTION DAY! Don’t forget to vote plasma membrane! I am a #membraneofthepeople #getpoliticell #thebest #campaign #voteme

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Let me introduce myself! Hi! I’m the plasma membrane. I love to travel the world with my beautiful wife and loving son. Here’s a pic of the lil chap- he’s 3 years and 2 months today! His first words were “vote plasma membrane” 😍 #GetPoliticell

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Thank you to our new sponsor #jonesbbqandfootmassage!! In light of the elections, Jone himself is giving away free pulled pork sandwiches and personal foot rubs. Show proof of voting for me, the plasma membrane, for access to this great deal! #getpoliticell

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

!!OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!
Voting time has changed to next week! This spectacular announcement has allowed me to hit the campaign trail though out the south! See #yall soon! #getpoliticell #membraneofthepeople #texas #tennessee #alabama #southerngal #howdy

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Sometimes elections can get stressful. I like to hit the town and shop to destress. Don’t #judge! #shopaholic #GetPoliticell #membraneofthepeople #imthebest

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

T- 1 HOUR TILL VOTING!! DONT FORGET TO VOTE FOR ME! #GetPoliticell #membraneofthepeople #imthebest #votingtime #science #TheEclipseSeriesRECAP #acrylicnails

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Don't worry- I'm not like this! Some other plasma membranes though- Yikes! Don't even get me started on Philip. #passive #getpoliticell #memebraneofthepeople #active #transport #mean #philip

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Me when I see my polar outer layer protecting my non-polar inner layer from the environment. #cute #GetPoliticell #adorable #membraneofthepeople

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

!!!PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!!! I have received comments saying that plasma membranes in plants are not really plasma membranes. This is NOT true! Plasma membranes are in both plant and animal cells. #getpoliticell #nofakerumors #false

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

I may be thin but I am strong. 💪Don't let my size fool you! #tinybutmighty #getpoliticell #membraneofthepeople

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Thinking about how I literally communicate with cells and work 24/7 everyday and you're just scrolling through twitter right now. #getpoliticell #membraneofthepeople #sorrynotsorry #truthhurts #imthebest #working

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

I am! The cell wall is just there for show! I really protect my cell- not the cell wall. It just takes credit for all of my work. #fake #getpoliticell #membraneofthepeople #iworkhard #cellwallisbad #imthebest

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Happy to help! If you didn't know, you don't need energy to pass through me. My cell is still #exclusive through. If you don't pass the vibes- YOURE OUT! #GetPoliticell #membraneofthepeople #thebest #energy #noenergy #easy

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Congratulations to Cholesterol for winning Membrane Structure of the Month! Props to you for keeping me together through thick and thin. Couldn't have been here without you. #GetPoliticell #membraneofthepeople #besties #loveya #homies #real #one

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

All good campaigns have statistics so here's some for ya:
I am 100% the best
I protect my cell 99.9% of the time (we're not all perfect)
Your safety in our cell is 100% my priority.
#GetPoliticell #membraneofthepeople #imperfect #relatable #topgun

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Right now I'm providing water, oxygen, and carbon dioxide to my cell. What have you done today? #GetPoliticell #membraneofthepeople #productive #livingmybestlife #slaying

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

So true! If you're not on the #guestlist then you are #kickedout. I don't make the rules, I just enforce them ���‍♀️#getpoliticell #membraneofthepeople #lordoftherings #me #thebest #donteven #toocoolforschool #exclusive #VIP

[Plasma Membrane @PlasmaM22]

Me when I find out you voted for another organelle 😑 #GetPoliticell #membraneofthepeople #voteme #imthebest #plasmamembrane #do #not #vote #for #anyone #else #ewdavid #david