Malibu Turtle

Abandoned on a sidewalk, adopted by a show-biz family in Malibu. True story! Life is good. Tweet at me, suckas.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Grindr's Dallas data servers in September, for some reason

[Poetic Outlaws @OutlawsPoetic]

“The progress of science is strewn, like an ancient desert trail, with the bleached skeleton of discarded theories which once seemed to possess eternal life.”

—Arthur Koestler

[REPUBLICANS AGAINST MAGA @michaelt5656]

And wouldn’t it be great if that corrupt POS, never came down that escalator?

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

All Romes lead to Roads

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

So many you have to make up imaginary, AI images. Corny as fuck

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Now you know the truth.

[Malibu Turtle @PlasticChair1]

❤️❤️❤️

[Native American @Native_Am_Story]

Anyone need this t-shirt, hoodie,sweater ? Just write "I want One"

[Retro Recall (☥𝐃𝐁) @RetroMoviesDB]

Kids toda will not understand how awesome this intro is...

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

First and last paintings of famous artists.

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Lynn Hsu.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

As progressives, we have to lead the fight against Trump and his disastrous policies. But that's not the only struggle we face.

We must also transform the Democratic Party into a party which represents working families and the young, not just wealthy campaign contributors.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I would watch a feature-length documentary just about whatever happened that night …

[Gary Peterson 🇺🇸 @GaryPetersonUSA]

Can’t tell if this is about the Supreme Court or if Bud Light put out another ad.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I’ve seen more people assembled to watch someone parallel park.

[Governor Gavin Newsom @CAgovernor]

I’ve signed my final budget as Governor of California – on time, balanced, and structurally sound. Not just for this year, but through June of 2028.

For the next two years, California will have a $0 deficit.

We’re leaving the state in good hands for the next Governor.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is incredibly embarrassing for Trump. Dr. Oz spoke at the state fair in DC today and said the crowd was huge… and then the camera panned showing empty fields.

[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

😂😂

[Malibu Turtle @PlasticChair1]

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[Jesus Chrysler @JesusChryslerII]

😂😂