Dylan Charles

When the fuck did we get ice cream?

[Dylan Charles @PlasticJesus]

I probably shouldn't say fuck and church in the same sentence.. Lmfao

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@nanoConanV2 @Angry_Microwave My dick..

[Dylan Charles @PlasticJesus]

What's the hardest thing about seeing a child get hit by a car? @Angry_Microwave

[Dylan Charles @PlasticJesus]

So a dyslexic man walks into a bra..

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Shit that dylan says : I wish I died by weed , at least I'd go down in history.

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So if I make sappy tweets, I get thousands of followers? I get it now.

[Dylan Charles @PlasticJesus]

Yet another tweet.. only because Facebook isn't allowed at school. lol.

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I guess there's a morning after pill killing women, talk about two birds with one stone.

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Haa!

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Let's get chinese eyes!

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I had a good tweet in mind, but now this is all I got..

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& none for Gretchen Weiners..

[Dylan Charles @PlasticJesus]

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesn't get jealous when someone has your attention.. Someone has hers.

[Dylan Charles @PlasticJesus]

December 21st will be the most annoying day in Twitter & Facebook history.