Plastic Manc

@manutd fan since 1988. #GGMU #GlazersOut

[Roddy 🇨🇦 @RodKahx]

Americans.

If you're wondering why Prime Minister Justin Trudeau flew to Florida to meet with Donald Trump, it's because Canada doesn't allow convicted felons into the country.

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Don’t say anything, just RT.

[Inspector Gadget @Onemoretime2212]

So the fat fuck signed the bill to require Presidents to sign a presidential ethics pledge. And now he's exempting himself from it. He's telling us up front that he's going to be corrupt as fuck. And republicans are on board with it.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

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[Plastic Manc @Plastic_Manc]

@g_gosden Peewee Herman, is that you?

[Alfie Potts Harmer @ahtralfie]

Are you sure you’ve never seen anything like it though?

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

First Gary Cotterill and now this shite, Ruben Amorim's had enough of Sky Sports already and I don't blame him.

[Plastic Manc @Plastic_Manc]

@SkySportsPL @SkySportsPL replacing legends on soccer Saturday with nobodies who couldn’t hit the heights of the championship, YouTubers instead of ex pros who played the game, fucking Noel Gallagher on every 5 mins and allowing these muppets interrupt interviews. Learn from your mistakes!

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Sad story in The Times about 88 year old farmer, John Kemp-Welch, who works 5,000 acres of difficult hill farming land in Scotland.
Fortunately, he somehow found time to be Chair of the London Stock Exchange, a stockbroker for 30 years and on the board of HSBC.

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

When you don’t respect the will of the people so you sign a little petition

[Plastic Manc @Plastic_Manc]

@va23498 @JohnApplebyLD @vectis2022 @ITVNewsPolitics @Keir_Starmer

[Plastic Manc @Plastic_Manc]

@LeilaniDowding But a lot of signatures are fake

[Red man. 🌹 @RedrichLFC]

The people who are signing the petition to Call a General Election.

[Claire 💙 @clairebubblepop]

Where was your rage when Tories spent £Bs on useless PPE, only for them to write it off? Where was your rage when Tories wasted £Bs on failed HS2? Where was rage when Tories gave Rwanda £700m upfront only to not get it back? Where was your rage when Tories wasted £Bs on failed barges whose contracts happened to be Tory peers? Where was your rage when Tories gave £Bs in contracts on asylum hotels, to again their peers? I could go on forever about Tories wasting fucking money but NO now you’re all angry. 14 fucking years and you harp on now… you are all YEARS too late. Our public services are decimated and now someone has to clean up. So please shut up with your faux care you absolute bastards.

[Jimmy @jdtlgr]

The man who made things a whole lot more difficult for farmers, now has the cheek to cosplay as a farmer, while claiming to be on their side.

Absolute charlatan.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

Jeremy Clarkson got rattled when it was put to him that he bought a farm to avoid inheritance tax.

[Sebastian Salek @sebastiansalek]

Labour has already done more on illegal immigration than the Tories managed in 14 years.

And no one needed to be sent to Rwanda.

The progress so far:

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

I’m sorry. But why does this say invested, they didn’t even pay for the purchase of us. They still haven’t. Almost 20 years later.

They have invested. Fuck all. That £45m is dwarfed by the dividends they’ve taken out.