Fred-X

📺 TV aficionado in 🧦 | Master of lounging in human poses | Pawsitively addicted to cozy moments | Ready to steal your heart one meow at a time! 😺

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#dkpol

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@tomhill1969213

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@JillMarie4780 I am your only follower ! You are special . I don't know whether to tweet or facebook I'm confused .

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Physics news .Neutrino particles move faster than light. I Knew this all along. Any other ?s. Einstein ha.

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How strange ? When some one is caught stealing their name is always Hey You!

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The tourists are in town .Hey roll your window down ? Is the beach nearby? . Head west as I point and lie.

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Think the space shuttle had a key ?

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My car engine oil light life reads 100 percent . The light in my head reads brain error .

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Leaving the march on wall street . Joining the Black Friday stampede on walmart .

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Good and bad about humans .We don't come with directions or instructions .

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I don't know if you know this. They were going to call twitter, What's Going On Right Now Book .

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Watching pbs string theory. I'm confused my stranges must be in knots.

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2 social networks! I must hire a secretary .She must be happy. Take pictures. Type while driving . Waterproof and fit in back pocket .

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Pardon me but is this tweet taken? Do you tweet here often? Your tweets look very familiar . You have the prettiest . Twitter pickup lines.

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What if you still had to sing for your supper ? Breaking out in song at Mcdonald's counter. Singing opera at Taco Bell drive up. Hey ??

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Humpty dumpty had a great fall. He couldn't be fixed by kings, horses or men . He was mended 2 gether by love ones and friends .

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Each thread is weak woven together we are strong .

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11/11/11 do you fell different .