Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants

There is no way to prosperity, prosperity is the way

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

@djinnfrared Crying literal tears 😂😂😂😂

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

These Jamaicans at the spot do not give a single FUCK about customer service 😂😂😂 like my fault

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

She strogan my beef till i'm off

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

@darthpapi89 @grok @nwmphotos @_1dontavius Unfortunately he is not making shit up. Look up whats happening with Yotta; they didnt fail but its banking intermediary did (basically the digital book keeper) and all users funds have been frozen. Cash app and the likes all use banking intermediaries to partner with banks

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

Real

[Dunwich @DunwichChesh]

@squid_bees Don't judge people's situations when you don't know all the details or you end up coming across ignorant as fuck. My cat was a dope fiend when I took him in and got him out of the streets. Needles, dust, pills, anything under the sun he'd do. But you judge us for smoking weed?

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

I'm jumping out the candy coated grim reaper jeep

[isms @footballisdum]

@TheAndyCortez Our mayor is Muslim
Our bagels are Jewish
Our Christian is Dior
Knicks in four

[party mom @fifimcfae]

hunter biden, you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch too bad. they'll kill you.

[Vlad @Vladilima1001]

@theymergirl Motherfucker wearing a cursed artifact thinking its a steal 😭 brother you will suffer a fate most unfortunate

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

@Lia1678443 @Trenchcoat45 @samplesoojin I'd argue that "(that you probably wont be able to eat)" is to some extent learned helplessness. Regardless I feel bad for the people that go through it

[NYC Survivor @survivor_nyc]

@havenmtg “Have a great day”
“Have an even better one”

[iza @izamamaa]

Ser Deadass of the Bronx.

First of his Name.

Word To His Mother.

[Al Spunjbub ibn Squarpants @Platano_Papi]

I yearn for some darts to rip

[G327 Bets @G327_]

Worcester, Massachusetts.

[Sivart Michael @MichaelSivart]

@MMAFIXED @Degen_CPA I know your parents are sick to their stomach because they raised a hating ass nigga like you

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

I’m the CEO of a hot dog company. I’ve worked on hot dogs for 10 years. And *I* wasn’t prepared for what I’ve just seen. Your life is about to change.

So what can you do?

Buy as many hot dogs as you can. Buy stock in hot dog companies.

[delty @DeltyThe73rd]

🚶Can't believe I almost scrolled past this washer repair video

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Dominos is so funny. It's like do you want a medium pizza for $19.99 or do you want to press 3 buttons and get it for $5.99