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[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

lol. lmao, even.

[Jay @now50now]

Calling it now republicans pick up Michigan Minnesota New Hampshire North Carolina GA and holding every Senate race 57 good night 56 ok night. Republicans hold the house and pick up seats.

[flyingturtle! @FlyingTurtl_]

I don’t hi. I Salutations. Hard.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

Elon has unveiled self-jingling keys.

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

@FlyingTurtl_ there's still time to delete this

[connor @ConnorEatsPants]

@StephenM Stephen, your ability to wake up every morning and not kill yourself is both impressive and disappointing

[Greg Baldwin @GregBaldwinIroh]

@maineim15 @Pascaliitoo

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

@johnnyslutstar pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplea

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

@johnnyslutstar can I kiss you

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

@FlyingTurtl_ @GarsupialPlus dawg what

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

@BradRey17 @jared_shult 1. AI
2. Corn can’t vote

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

@america You keep pushing this ONE thing as if saying something slightly off-putting about God is worse than the ACTUAL ACTIONS Ken Paxton has done and will most likely CONTINUE to do if he is reelected.

I would rather have 100 years of Talarico than another Ken Paxton.

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

“Better to weep than to wallow, onion boy. Even if you’re the one on toast, I’VE got the bread.”

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

“I'm on some shit Jehovah hasn't even witnessed.”

“Fool that you are, for Jehovah was not the witnesser, but the witnessee.”

[Aaron 🍉 @PlatonicThough]

“If I’m diced, then you’re minced, and while YOU’RE weeping in oniony despair, THIS garlic is being spread on toast.”