Platte Color

Mihi nomen est SD. I like taking long walks on the beach as long as I don’t get my scales wet. Uos amo. 25yo

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Let’s get lit tonight 🤙

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Passed by a taco truck the other day. Saw AI art on the side of some middle-aged white guy, so you know that shit is ass. He probably over-pronounces ‘carnitas’ and thinks brown rice is spicy

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

One of my workers referenced Roadrunner the other day. I’ve also seen several Looney Tunes shirts for ppl who come into my store. That bird and this gay dog are just part of my life now. I’m at peace with that.

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

@kuncorobersatu “Bathroom smells like shit again.”
“Sorry, babe, I need to pick up more glitter first.”

[K Y O ☆ @Autosketchkyo]

Therapist is now aware of the Wile E Coyote Obsession,,,,,

[luz ♡ @mochatricks]

stares with my big big eyes
#wilerunner #wileroad

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Not to sound like a boomer, but can ppl stop being on their phones at work? “This is important!” Brother, you have Instagram open, it can’t be that serious.
Opening TikTok at work should be a crime.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

No because people ARE this stupid 😭😭😭😭

[Skella 🔞 Comms open @Skellamink]

Puppy play but he slips out of his leash and runs into oncoming traffic

[🥷🏽💨 @unfilteredwhor3]

stop calling marijuana a drug. drugs come from laboratories, marijuana came from mother nature’s bountiful vagina

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Just pronounced 16 in my head as “onety six”

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

@Ravine_Eldoria Gay mf

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Shit, I gotta open up my bottle of face wash while high. Last time I couldn’t figure it out and broke the lid off. Nvm that was the easiest shit ever, I’m just dumb sometimes

[Fer (amante de pixelitos)🌟🇵🇪 @LuFerDraw]

Ya me gustó dibujarlos todos mensos 😩✨

#wileroad #wilerunner #roadrage

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Do you think the Roadrunner does that tongue thing when making out with the coyote?

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

@factpostnews Pickled mouse, anyone?

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

I accidentally baked a PopTart at 325°F for 15 minutes and found it a couple hours later last night.

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Closing an app just to reopen it

[JHON @musoverao]

estou em dúvida se devo fumar um cigarro me masturbar ou me suicidar

[Platte Color @PlatteColor]

Morning guy and I looked at a recent poster we got from corporate for some bullshit we gotta sell, and we think it might be AI generated. I think rich ppl have outlived any chance at being useful. Only thing to ‘trickle down’ should be their blood.