BigNevNo1

Everton fan

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today I've been helping out at a homeless shelter by leading a seminar on hedge fund management.

[Tim @UpperBullen]

@Sidney65606346 @Everton @efc_fanservices @EFC_FansForum @EITC for next season the last at Goodison....get it sorted !

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"We asked 100 people to name something a homeless person might do.
You said work in business.."

[BigNevNo1 @Plattym1]

@Bgraneekgmailc1 Of course

[BigNevNo1 @Plattym1]

@Jacob_Rees_Mogg You wouldn't let Jesus' parents into the country, let alone give them a room for the night!

[BigNevNo1 @Plattym1]

@21Vickyc Merry Christmas Vick 🎅👍🌲

[BigNevNo1 @Plattym1]

@kelvmackenzie You are not happy though are you. The idea of levelling up is clearly going to ruin your festive cheer!

[WavertreeBlue @wavertreeblue]

@HillsboroughSu1 @ManCity You are right to recognise this. It should also be noted that there are horrible dickheads in every fan base. No one fan base is any worse than another. All have their share of hooligans, racists and violent shameless morons.

[Jon Shea @jonsheaa]

Let me know when Taylor Swift pulls this out her arse in the last minute of a Merseyside Derby

[Liam Mac @officialLiamMac]

@SimonBrodkin To give Blatter his due, he never let Ronald McDonald go on the pitch and hold the WC trophy during the celebrations.

[Barry Edwards @BarryEd25019755]

@SimonBrodkin Assumed he was delivering seasoning in an elaborate manner, never realised he’d forgot Emu.

[Simon Brodkin @SimonBrodkin]

@Steve8485 Giovanni Infantino The Head Of FIFA

[Matt Stiles @KnownAsStiles]

@CoachesVoice To all the people exposing your birthdays on social media think twice before giving your details out ! #cybersecurity

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Here is my annual reminder that if Santa is bringing a games console, Santa might want to plug it in and turn it on and get all the updates done now, in advance, so that it is all ready to go on the big day.

[BigNevNo1 @Plattym1]

@wavertreeblue She doesn't seem to find this type of interaction unusual

[Barry Worthington @WorthingtonBaz]

My daughter's response to the shit for brains statement below

Well said, Dionne 💙

[Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall]

The Tories starting to moan about patients safety is a joke
NHS
Short staffed
Under paid
Over worked
Why not put new patients in the 40 new hospitals they never built
Tories blaming everyone else but themselves

[Steve Chalke @SteveChalke]

Once upon a time,
Slavery was legal
Apartheid was legal
The death penalty was legal
Imprisoning gay men was legal
Beating a child was legal.
Yesterday, a high court judge said sending vulnerable asylum seekers to Rwanda is legal.

Never assume that legal equals moral or ethical.

[John Terry @JohnTerry26]

If your going to do it, at least go for it and put the shin pads and boots on.🤣🤣🤣🇦🇷🏆💙