Momscribe - surviving on coffee

Sharing things I find humorous about parenting and adulting. SAHM • Wife • Writer.

[Momscribe - surviving on coffee @PlaySchoolLife]

After my husband and I argue, he stomps around cleaning the house. I’m not saying I want to fight with him but... I’m super glad the dishes are done. 💅

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@TheBloggess @NowhereBookshop Nope. I would 100% want to see that.

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@honest_trio .... what does this have to do with Karen? Or are you using "Karen" as a stereotype for Ignorant women? Women who speak up? White women? Women in general?
Maybe use the slur you actually mean and then we will know if you're trying to be rude, sexist, racist, or ignorant...

[Mama Llama @justamom819]

This cracked me up! 😂

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@millercycle Totally fine. Family isolation suits me 🤷🏻‍♀️😂 Could use a little more sleep.

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Me to my sister: "Living with my husband is like living with a comedian... he's only funny for the first year"

Husband: "every year is like the first year with you"

Me: "that's because you've been at sea since we got married..."

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@grkindy @th3j35t3r @realDonaldTrump

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@th3j35t3r Bahahahah. So funny and so damn true.

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@washl003 @kathy_markovich Best ever! Love this!

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@kathy_markovich Depends where you live... I live in Washington state. No fucking way am I breaking isolation unnecessarily. In rural South Dakota or Wyoming I wouldn't be quite as concerned.

[Momscribe - surviving on coffee @PlaySchoolLife]

This apocalypse is so disappointing, I can't find zombies anywhere and no one is roaming the streets with weapons. It's like the movies have been lying to us our whole lives.

[Momscribe - surviving on coffee @PlaySchoolLife]

My toddler brought me a cup of water... apparently she helped herself to the dogs water dish.

Upside: at least it's not the toilet water? 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

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Quiet toddler: not suspicious at all 😒😒😒

[Chris in Tacoma @Chatham253]

Alternative Headline:

38% of Americans are so fucking stupid they can't tell the difference between a communicable disease and a beer.

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@Stupornatural @TreyStoneAuthor

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@reinacruzwrite @AuthorRidge @TreyStoneAuthor To make broth soups. 😂🤷🏻‍♀️ Chicken noodle is definitely not the same without it.

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@StefinBradbury @TreyStoneAuthor

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@Death_Bow @ahandfulofwords @TreyStoneAuthor Wow. Interesting. I'm going to try this I guess. 😬🤷🏻‍♀️

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@erinkey24 @TreyStoneAuthor YES!

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@DHKaye3 @TreyStoneAuthor And yet the flavor is SUPER important when making broth based soups. Doesn't taste of much but when it's missing it's totally obvious.