“W-WELL! I BET YOU COULDN’T EVEN SCRATCH ME!”
“T H I S S P A R KO F B R A V E R Y
F O R Y O U ?
E M B A R A S S I N G.”
“a-HA!”
[Greed’s hands slam down, pinning HATRED.]
“right in the kisser!
har har, matey!
that’s the biggest treasure i’ve ever hooked!”
“g-good j-job..!"
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@hatefullurking "Why? Can't I hear the music that is your voice?"
[She grabs his chin and makes him stare her dead in the eye.]
"Plus, it's fun to see you like this~"
@hatefullurking [She waits for the waiter to leave.]
"But I think I'll be having someone else's meat in a couple of days..~"
// IT WAS TOO PERFECT I HAD TO SAY IT
[She watches his reaction.]
@hatefullurking "Aww look at you~
Lying to yourself now?
How precious.."
[The waiter comes over.]
"Oh ##-
I'll just have the uh..wagyu! Yeah wagyu's fine!"
[She smiles as if she just thought of something incredibly devious to say.]
@hatefullurking "You gonna stop me, Lil red boy?
You look just like hatred right now~"
[She boops his nose.]
"You're just so adorable when you're red, dont'cha agree?"
//waiter gonna save his ass so hard
@hatefullurking "Ohoho~ looks like someone's turning red tonight~"
[She bites her lower lip, trying to look...seductive? I don't get paid enough for this shit bro.]
@hatefullurking "Ah.
Then..."
[She leans in a bit.]
"why are you so nervous?
People wouldn't normally be this nervous just cause someone showed up~"
[She's trying to be seductive.
Clearly she doesn't know what to do with the whole genderswap thing.]
"Or maybe is it something else?"
@hatefullurking //now that player is on the genderbend arc GO MY PLAYER
"What the hell do I even buy? Everything looks so fancy.."
[She shifts through the menu rapidly.]
"Huh..
Never seen you this nervous before."
[She puts down the menu.]
"What, can't handle a little genderbent lad?"
why the hell did you feel the need to give me ####s???
// the forbidden tiktok dance.
...
wait a second this aint even a genderbend arc I'm nonbina-
// shush, you come up with a better name THEN you can criticize it.