E. M. Waldon

I am become author, writer of books.

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Future Genesis 2084: Now available to read ongoing on Royal Road.

https://t.co/B0bAFYk9M8

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@_Zojka I HATE REDDIT VEXOLOGY

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Literally nothing it's perfect

[Tokyo @otokyo]

Whats missing from this breakfast? 🍳

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Rest in peace Dick Parry.
You were one hell of a saxophonist, and I'm sure one Hell of a person.
You've left an impact many others will've failed to achieve. Shine on, you crazy diamond!

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@liamvincent26 "NZ First is going to throw a bunch of shit at the wall like a bunch of apes and see what sticks"

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@DistressDark Ahh LBJ, the most racist president to do the most for black people! He sure was a politician either way, he was savvy if nothing else. Ok perhaps we was more of a demigog than savvy but I digress.

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@MrTLexify So true I fucking hate editing videos now because of it too, just feels like wasted hours that mounted to nothing mixed with boiling resentment.
I'm almost happy with them as art pieces but that's about it.

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@SPUKenya We keeping the collage going eh?

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Is there any thumbnail made without being deliberately misleading and ambiguous anymore?
Any with artistic intent or just a shred of dignity?
No? Not really?
Damn.

When everything is, nothing is.

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Bro cast the spell and it failed just a month later.
Gahd damn...

[Schlatt @jschlatt]

Bro took the unlimited bacon

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Henceforth, I will post images related to RR under this tweet so hoefully they won't clutter up my profile.
Hopefully.

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Brandon Herrera:
"Wow guys, I'm finally on my way to Congress after winning against my opponent in the Republican primary! What an unprecedented occasion for someone like me; a political outsider; to do this!"

Marty O'Donnell:

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@homosexual_man @EonBluejay @nocontextmemes For the people wondering what was said originally in the deleted tweets, it was something about intercourse feeling like 1000 tiny hands stroking yo shi covered in lube, which I disagreed with, hence my reply :)

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@homosexual_man @EonBluejay @nocontextmemes What have you been fucking dude it feels nothing like this.
To me it kinda feels like it grows teeth halfway and then grabs you yank you further inside, the liquid I can't describe though. It's like thin water-based oil.

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As of this retweet, this has no long been the case with regard to "ongoing".
(It hasn't been for a while.)

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Future Genesis 2084: Now available to read ongoing on Royal Road.

https://t.co/B0bAFYk9M8

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@ratlobbers HE'S ALIVE! I was worried for you for a sec.
You visited Gmod McDonalds map irl?

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@BigJonnyQuest @nonregemesse Live mixing by throwing their hands around? Hell yeah, I can't even do that with hours and STEM programs.

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@shitpostben Yes

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This is goin' real well. Not.

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Hey, writer here. I feel like I've come across the anti-life equation. Like, the real one. Now I need to figure out a way to prove it wrong. Uh oh.

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@CarlsonPress My life will never be the same if they cancel this show.
What is there left to live for after AI Fruit Love Island?
Literally shaking rn