PlayerOne198

Gamer

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

FINALLY! 4th try
Solo deathless!!!

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@1v9GG_

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@OverwatchDE Ich liebe einfach ihr Komplettpaket!

Aber wenn ich mich auf eine beschränken muss, dann ihr Motorrad.
Es ist so vielseitig einsetzbar und eine wirklich coole neue Art von Fähigkeit.

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Sørloth is the first player to keep him from scoring.

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@1cinematiczone

[Supoko @Kaorumitsurugi]

THEY ARE CALLED HAIR VENTS
IT IS AN OJOU-SAMA LAUGH
THE OLDER HOT GIRL IS AN ONEE-SAN
SHO-TA LO-LI
IT IS NOT AN ANTENNA IT IS A AHOGE
WAIFU HUSBANDO
BITCHY GIRL IS TSUNDERE
WEABOO
ITS NOT TWINK ITS BISHONEN
saying tomboy is fine we’re fine with that one
DOUJINSHI
GET IT RIGHT

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@OWCavalry

[𝕭𝖊𝖓𝖓𝖎𝖊✨ @Bennieeexyz]

Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat.

Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records.

My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now.

Called the county clerk.

Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty.

Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons?

Me: Yes, but he's a cat.

Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county?

Me: He's a legal cat.

Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption.

Me: He can't file anything. He has paws.

Clerk: You can file on his behalf.

Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat."

Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons."

Me: What's the medical reason?

Clerk: He's a cat.

Me: That's not a medical condition.

Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving.

Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later.

"Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement."

Took the letter to my vet.

Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty.

Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty?

Me: Excellent question. No good answer.

Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten.

Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve?

Vet: On what grounds?

Me: He's a cat.

Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings."

Me: Perfect.

Sent it in. Got another rejection.

"Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court."

My roommate thought this was hilarious.

Roommate: Felix is going to jail.

Me: This is serious.

Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens.

Decided that was actually the only option left.

Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters.

Checked in at the courthouse.

Clerk: Name?

Me: Felix Martinez.

Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix?

Me: Yes.

Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat.

Me: I've been saying that for six weeks.

Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption?

Me: I filed three. All rejected.

Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief.

Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation?

Me: Twice.

Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this.

Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me.

Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote?

Me: You tell me.

Supervisor: This is a data error.

Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out.

They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience.

Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry.

Me: Appreciate it.

Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted?

Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card.

For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was.

Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud.

Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent.

Roommate: That's what they all say.

Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now.

Fitting end to his legal career.

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@Pirat_Nation How to switch to Korean version

[Punished Hammond @punishedhammond]

this event design is so ass

[みこぴー35P🌸 @Mashimaro77]

@KassLover1 The refund system is supposed to be for games you didn't enjoy. You're just abusing the system if you think the game was fun but play just under two hours and get a refund

[Ama Dablam @BananaEcho2]

@KassLover1 I've seen a lot of incredibly stupid takes before but this one is one of the more impressively stupid ones.

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@Zoroarts @Steam It‘s not necessary Steam‘s policy at fault. It‘s good they refund stuff.
It‘s just those bunch of assholes. Why buy a game, enjoy it and then screw the creator?

[l @l8077656380955]

@daizey_ow Aka anyone from plat and above cus the hero is piss easy but subhumans will pretend pressin space bar at the end of every cd is hard

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@interesting_aIl Pretty sure learning the language and manners is mandatory requirement before even thinking about migrating somewhere.

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@Tsar_Strand @interesting_aIl

[mike wing @immike_wing]

im addicted to buying digital games on steam

and the summer sale is not helping

so i made a website that gives me the same dopamine of buying games without spending actual money

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

@RareSnoeshaan @OWCavalry -22% tho

[PlayerOne198 @PlayerOne198]

„There is no way you‘d spend full price on shitty skins“ yeah that‘s all this Vault is for 😂