Shitty Player™ Takes

People keep dunking on "The Gamers™" which is just a nebulous collection of people they don't like. I call these sanctimonious idiots who all act alike Players™

[Dude man @AgreeingBook13]

Just every fucking time, I’m so sick of it

[CTMT @CTMT03K64]

...you literally mention Lara Croft...while people are excited to see the new Legacy of Atlantis game.

New audiences are even geeking out about a pink haired girl in Ace Combat 8-saying it sold them on the game.

You're being disingenuous.

[Isaac Young @HariSel57511397]

You’re literally doing the meme

[The Laconic Sardonic @FabricateClaim]

Sure bud.

[Tactikal Templar @TemplarsRoar]

“If you acknowledge reality and don’t agree with me, you’re an easement dwelling incel!” He said, with tears in his eyes.

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

You Players™ would have sided with the council of Trent against Renaissance art I fucking swear. Hell I'm shocked you lot are calling art restorers undoing said censorship decades on "gooner brained porn addicts" honestly.

[Pedro L. Gonzalez @emeriticus]

Mark Kern aka Grummz is 56 years old btw. Amazing how so much of "anti-woke" content these days is just whining from porn brained men

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

How about your retards try making a cogent argument rather than trying to insult people because they call out the censorship of art?

How about that?

[Sabuuchi (CEO of Bans) @Saboogus]

You're pushing 60 years old bro at some point you have to just shut the fuck up

[Ricky Berwick @rickyberwick]

nope, i actually loved mirror’s edge 1&2. almost like my issue isn’t “woman protagonist"

retard

[Heel vs Babyface @heelvsbabyface]

Tired, been done a million times, gender swapped, disneyfication of a once brutal franchise, where the beautiful woman it is based off looks now like a haggered cow, with dialogue suitable for a cancelled CW show.

But yeah... aFrAiD oF wOmEn..

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

@airbagg3d Did you forget your side literally had shit to say about this?

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

100s of dudes all coming out saying this after having been on about how Icky and off putting Stellar Blade was not that long ago.

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

I remember when you lot from Tumblr did this shit with Mad Max Fury Road. Then months later admitted none of you lot went to see it and just did it to look good and pretend to be owning "the Chuds".

[Holly Dixon @Holly_Dixon_]

The amount of triggered dudes in the comment section is wild 😂 “iTs nOtHinG to do wIth tHe pRoTaGonIst bEinG a woman rEaL fAns uNderStand GAWD.”

I’ve never played GOW but I loved this actress in true blood so it’s pulling new players in for sure! I’m intrigued!

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

@x0Starlight And yet these of the Weinstein men.

Or did you forget how Weinstein was all #withher etc?

Guess you prefer rape culture to incel culture. Enjoy getting what you asked for I guess.

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

@YoMoonskii They really look more Mayan then Egyptian TBH.

[Swurv @Swurv__]

10,000 people all posting the same thing:

"Why are men afraid of a female video game protagonist?"

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

Do you lot just not have working eyes or something?

[Icíar | Kate @mizumohno]

Happy Pride to men calling Deborah Ann Woll ugly, strange way to come out, but who am I to judge 🫶

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

Player™ you guys spend 99% of your time just following people you hate to try and pull a gotcha or own on them to claim some kind of moral superiority to make up for your own moral failings which yes we all see the pattern on your side so yes we know you have and they're bad.

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Being a right wing gamer has to be a fate worse than death at this point because you're always miserable when you're not raping women or children and complaining about video games all day.

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

@1GamewithDave1 If it's a new franchise?
No.

If it's an existing one suddenly finding a female protagonist?

yeh.
I watched 2 fucking series of this horse shit having not missed an episode for years.

I stopped watching after it. It was a female lead used to deflect criticism of crap writing.

[Shitty Player™ Takes @PlayerTakes]

Nor was you Players™ sending death threats to a fucking Pizza chain but then you lot went a did it lol

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Dominos pandering to the anti woke incel crowd wasn’t on my 2026 bingo card