PlayerUpdates

updates on the coolest of players !

(made by the players)

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Player city news!

Choose the new president of player city between these 3!:
@Player460
@Player578_
@Player347bis

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PLAYER URGENT UPDATE!
All french people have been edited to become of different orientations!
All french people which refuse this change will cease to exist!

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PLAYER UPDATE!

players now have 20% more hp!
Players now cannot break reality with the phrase "i like crabs"
Players no longer have the bug where they feel their limbs as if thousands of ants are walking on them,
Have a good day!

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Player city update: Player city is complete!
Memorials have been added to the lost players, they will be remembered.

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Player city update!:

Sorry for the long wait we have been working on something big!
We have expanded player city by a lot and we have added a ton more buildings, even things we didnt have before like lidl and kfc! We also added a new defense mechanism!
Have a happy day!

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Player city update!

We finally added from popular requests:
public bathroom robot cleaners
A graffiti permit that lets you graffiti
and pistachios are now in all shops!

Have fun!

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@NostalgiaCity2 im so fucked.

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@PlayerP34545179 no thanks

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Also boosted player strength by 10

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Player stat update!

Chance for players dying from a meteor hitting a bomb dangerously near a radioactive plant which then explodes and causes the explosion of a gasoline station very far away which makes a piece of debris fall on their head killing them lowered

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Global player update!:
Players now have an ability, it gives them a speed boost. (Update accounts you cant stop me)

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@RedLightning420

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INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT PLAYER UPDATE:

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But it isnt just me so lets all beat his ass lets gang up and break his ribs and legs!!!

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PLAYER UPDATES

Player347 has hit 7K followers
still banned though so earth updates lied, now me personally I wont take that

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@Earth_Updates @Player347bis get ready to fucking run i will not hesitate to commit horrible crimes

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Player updates!

Player347 has escaped!
you guys wont find him and will not catch him

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@theGar3bear @Player347bis it is because hes the president of my city

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@Player347bis I aint no snitch

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@Player347bis technically i already won but i aint leaking