RiverBoat

Aim: Homerunhitter945

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@_TheDuke1 Did the same last week. Still hungover. Send me the gems

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We need a new stimulus package that makes a big dome and housing for Mac Football teams. Season Starts May 1st: Monday-Friday, one game a day. And yes, I know how stimulus packages work. Tax me more

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@NateGarman Table of 5 threw down 46 cakes. I put up 10 with some eggs and sausage. New local high score

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Evening Gym session, all you can eat pancakes at IHOP (over/under set at 9.5), then watching Bad Boys 1 and 2. Now that’s an evening

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@dccorona @jofythegreat Are you aware of BGSU? Forget Ohio-Harvard of the Midwest.

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The Diner I just went to has 5-6 reading glasses for the older guests who forget theirs and need to read them menu. Today I decided my retirement plan is starting a diner. Come to Pete’s Place opening 2045

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Having a bad Monday? 15 days until the first Tuesday MACtion game.

Your Welcome

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I love 4 things:

Applebee’s
My girlfriend
Chili’s
My Family

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@NateGarman Hahahha love it. Can’t beat when the group starts surveying the scene and realizes who it is.

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I need a finance app that sends me a monthly notice...”hey dummy this month you spent $17 on touch tunes, played 9 creed songs, made 0 friends and 4 enemies”

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Picked up suit from dry cleaner last night. Had chicken and balsamic vinaigrette dressing salad for post breakfast snack. Back at the dry cleaner

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@redlobster what’s the most shrimps served to a table of 4 during Endless Shrimp Monday?

See ya in a couple days.

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People who go barefoot with no socks in an airport security line should be detained. That’s some Pre Crime. Lock em up

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43 weeks until Tuesday MAC Football #MACtion 😢

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“We all brothers”

-random dude who buys you a drink you don’t want.

Man, that shows it. Everyone love everyone. I have a ring, it says love.

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Children under 7 don’t have to take off their shoes at airports.

Adults over 70 shouldn’t have to use a chip reader. My oh my

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Hey, @Applebees I had 4 people tell me about endless tenders before you emailed me.

What’s up with that?!

Next time tell me first so I can get a warmup round in by myself.

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@mcocozzo @prech_42 Skinny Pete is off gas station food. Popsicles are my new jumpoff

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Two ladies walk into Speedway together. One is muttering “this is disgusting, oh my, this is disgusting” as she dispenses a latte. The other is wearing a Metallica/Slayer mash up T-Shirt.

My brain is in a pretzel

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Wake up and win. Volleyball playoffs tonight.

Need another championship t shirt that becomes a crop top