My first weekend in the healthcare field I was like “wow these girls like.. practically move in on their shift I don’t think I’ll ever have to bring a BACKPCK to work??”
And now I walk in on saturdays like:
Every time I’ve had a new job and people say “how’d it go?” I always said “well no one died!”
Nurse that came on shift today asked me so I said “well no one died so I guess I didn’t do too bad!”
She said “…didn’t(HIPPA)die” and I was like
welp. sure did.
I can never go back
Once you hurt my feelings I am DONE for the day.
Wanna do something? NOPE I’ll be in bed
You want a drink? Never been thirsty a day in my life
You hungry? FOOOOD? Never fuckin heard of her
You know you’re in a bad spot in Oklahoma when it’s raining so hard you can barely see and then the storm tracker truck… zooms past you. I’m the same direction you’re headed 😭
*Me and Memphis just laying down*
She looks up at me
“My toes are soft”
Me: ok
“Like really soft”
Me *lost in my TikTok land*: cool
Feels something on my face
Thinks it’s her hand so I grab it smiling
Look at my hand
It’s her foot
Me: why
“Told you they’re soft”