Mike

Aspiring freelance bodyguard

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@thejimmyenglish He's got a massive leg -- he'll get picked up!

[Bill Simmons @BillSimmons]

We didn’t need these guys.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

Hopefully Michael Rappaport gets killed.

Hope he gets voted off the Traitors too.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

I know Netflix is all about cross promotion but letting one of the kids from Stranger Things play QB for the Vikings is a bit much.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@MatthewBerryTMR @DKSportsbook Good thing you got dressed up

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@FantasyPros Teams*

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@TheJivemaster Or the opposite.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@MenInBlazers Be great if the commentator would shut the fuck up for a second and let us hear it.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

Tel in his first interview: “When a club like Tottenham comes calling all you can say is maybe, then no, then yes.”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Mathys Tel to Tottenham on loan, here we go! 💣

Straight loan and NO buy option clause.

Agreement reached between clubs as Bayern have accepted player’s decision and player on his way with agent Gadiri Camara.

Deal in place, as @Plettigoal reported.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@stephenfishbach Not reading the edit too much but from a theming perspective Owen and Jake had more of a “frustration” narrative that we aren’t getting with Teeny.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@DuaneDoogan A few weeks ago I would have said this was more likely than Oasis.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@Kony_Mandella The famine is funny? 1.5million people died.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@MichaelJRanieri @taranarmstrong I thought this was kinda funny and nearly liked it until I realized you’re being serious.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@BStraight7 @AMikeBloomType I think he's persona non grata with production.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@MenInBlazers @welshy1000 @stokcoldbrew @TomiCaws Every Irish person is now salivating at the prospect of a Tayto sandwich

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@TheJivemaster @AndyHa_ Well 22 year olds will at least know that Arsenal were once a team that won meaningful trophies and didn’t just give City a good fight every now and again.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@IGN The only games that can be "dead" are live service games with no players or early access games with no updates.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

Contest is over. Give this man the $10,000

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

JD Vance is to Appalachia what Olive Garden is to Italy.

[Mike @PleaseStopMike]

@RobHasApodcast My wife asked why I kept singing One Direction while doing the dishes and I couldn't figure out why it was stuck in my head. Thanks @roundhoward!