Three Racoons in a Trenchcoat

ATL Theatre Person. I am a pressure cooker of kindness and contempt. 💗💜💙 He/Him/His

[Three Racoons in a Trenchcoat @PledgeDerek]

@delaneycirce 😔

[SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL]

Chase Brown fantasy owners rn:

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

FUCK YEAH LETS GO JEREMY

[Ode Bobenkirk (@odebobenkirk.bsky.social) @OdeBobenkirk]

That Taylor Swift, always dropping albums! What a lil rascal

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Think of how many beautiful exotic animals lives were saved because of this buffalo’s heroic act

[horse plinko @clubbedsandwich]

I genuinely really think if you took coca cola syrup. Made it into an aioli. Heavy on lemon, black pepper. Zingy + warm + acidic + fat. This could actually be HUGE

[𝒸𝒾𝓃𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓃𝒷𝑜𝓎 @themidnightstan]

her biggest enemy being behind her…

[Hanukah Lewinsky @HanukahLewinsk]

written by glinda upland

[jamie loftus 🌭 @jamieloftusHELP]

im going to be real @oscarmayer, it's not too late to invite me to the weenie 500. there is no one more prepared to attend the weenie 500 than me. my book about hot dogs is a bestseller and has a whole chapter on the wienermobile!

i'm not too proud to beg. INVITE ME

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

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[Michael Jolley @mjolley22]

Pretty annoyed that Colin Jost is funny, handsome, has ripped arms I just found out about, and managed to give flowers to his wife at the end of SNL without stealing the moment.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Benedict Cumberbatch says “watching Wes Anderson discover & use Michael Cera is like God discovering water”

“It seems like a pretty obvious, natural element to have in his arsenal as a filmmaker. It's the perfect partnership”

[jp @excesstential]

my favorite poem i’ve read today

[trash jones @jzux]

studio ghibli ass owl

[Dan Hipp @MISTERHIPP]

The circle is now complete.
#MayThe4thBeWithYou #StarWarsDay

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

when a coffee shop closes at 3 pm

[zay dante @zaydante]

The black-irish alliance has never been stronger✊🏽🇮🇪

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

this is killing me