Janet Snakehole (or is it?)

A person that has opinions on things. Hermitcraft, Parks & Rec, Disney, DnD, and way too many other things. Unapologetically still a Twihard 🐀🍎 She/Her 🏳️‍🌈

[Janet Snakehole (or is it?) @Plimbob]

Joined BlueSky - same username as on here :) feel free to follow me if you like! Will still be on here for the time being, but giving other platforms that aren’t run by narcissists with fascistic tendencies a go 👀

[Al Shipley @alshipley]

i love this song but it must be weird to be the 2nd-best rihanna impersonator in your own marriage

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i thought he married a centaur for a second😭

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

elmo. please. do not read the book he tries to give you

[Philip DeFranco 👊🏻 @PhillyD]

Farage: I’m fighting against the establishment.

The establishment:

[I'm alright @sammy1714]

Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm getting glazed by Christopher Nolan. My 4th Spider-Man movie is going to make a gazillion dollars. I basically run Sony Studios. I have a 6-pack. I go home to Zendaya every night. Anne Hathaway called me the goodest boy in the whole world...

[Sam Reich @samreich]

choose your fighter

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

There appears to have been an ice cream theft. I have volunteered to investigate.

I categorically deny all allegations relating to missing ice cream.

The sprinkles are purely circumstantial evidence.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Given the temperature I'd say you're fine to finish work early and start the weekend. If the boss questions it, tell them Larry said it's OK.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[Janet Snakehole (or is it?) @Plimbob]

Same Larry, same.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

If rumours are to be believed I'll be living with a seventh different Prime Minister shortly. If it carries on like this I'm going to stop making the effort to learn their names.

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

Night night sweet dreamies

Just a little reminder that all you can do is the best you can do, so don’t be so hard on yourself.

[Sam Reich @samreich]

who did this to me

[Smallishbeans @Smallishbeans]

Perfectly balanced

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

My partner of two years decided to end things right before the holidays because he felt he needed to "explore the world as an unattached individual" and discover who he was without a safety net.
The twist? We had planned a trip months prior, and I had used 150,000 of my personal, hard-earned airline miles to book his first-class ticket.
A week after the breakup, he texts me: "Hey, just checking into my flight app and I don't see my boarding pass. Did the airline glitch?"
I had called the airline the day after the breakup, canceled his ticket, and deposited the miles back into my account.
I texted him back: "No glitch! I just realized that flying first class on my airline miles is the ultimate safety net. If you're going to truly explore the world as an unattached individual, you've got to start from the ground up. Literally. Hope standby treats you well!"

[casey @ceebeesy]

as a trans man i'm not allowed to use the men's toilet now because it says F on my birth certificate but i'm also not allowed to use the women's toilet because i may cause distress for looking like a man.... WHERE TF DO YOU WANT ME TO PISS????

[the World's Greatest Narcissist @JAMnit_JAM]

This scene from Iron Man 2 featuring Elon Musk

[Eric Kripke @therealKripke]

HAHAHAHAH. He's posting. MULTIPLE TIMES. Also I have notes on his joke writing. #TheBoys @TheBoysTV

[lycanthrojay‼️🏳️‍⚧️ @rannisfang]

Butch recognition I guess they were super woke

[Janet Snakehole (or is it?) @Plimbob]

@italiansplat The Mumbo clips that definitely aren’t there make the whole thing even better 👀🤣