PlumpChickWrites

Author~Caregiver~Dreamer Check out my book! 'Little Miss Inappropriate and the First Day of School' on Archway Publishing, Amazon & Barnes and Noble

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

STOP! 😂🤣He’s appreciating a fine human specimen. We all stared. You’re amazing!! 🙌🏾🥰

[Andrew Keenan-Bolger @KeenanBlogger]

Find yourself a man who looks at you the way my husband looks at Ariana DeBose.

[Gerald Zihembire Ahabwe, PMP®, Ph.D @GAhabwe]

Point blank

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

While I despise Donald Jessica Trump, and his minions. Not the yellow cute ones Grut employs. This HAS to be fake. I know the man is mental but this? This is… beyond childish, narcissistic, mentally challenged script. 😕. 💩 wait! 🤔

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

Bernie did not miss with this. We have way bigger problems than we think. Fighting with each other is just a big distraction. We need to get to work. We need to join together to fix our nation! #wethepeople

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING NEWS: Disgraced Trump “Big Lie” election attorney Sidney Powell reveals that the Texas Bar Association just served her with official disbarment papers, meaning that she will no longer be able to practice law in the state. RT IF YOU THINK THAT SHE DESERVES IT!

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

No one asked, BUT! #JurassicWorldDominion Has a prehistoric cat scene. Where you may ask? ThE dinosaur that smacked the 💩 out of that deer, but didn’t eat it(?) That’s a gangster a$$ cat move 🤣Also, the “claws”! They become evident at the end. #CatsRule

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

When you get lost in #DogDaddy ‘s IG feed! 😭😭😫😫 I need to SLEEP!! https://t.co/dSqv3ttlE3

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

What if, #WillSmith like #NickCannon has more children. What if, WillSmith, overseas is him tending to his wives. Plural. And their children? What if, all y’all are hating on Jada, but she’s only been ride ‘n die. Tupac era love. Again, I’m sleepy 🤷🏽‍♀️

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

Uummm, FoSho! Veterinarians. Cowgirls. And caregivers. Moi! I deal w/peoples bullshit all the damn time and have to defend the madness of clients families vs. my actions 2me office. Bullshit needs 2LegitB a tax write off. Under psychiatry/psychology.

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

Listening to #Debarge #TheCollection which is the best of (El) Debarge and corniest but I #LoveIt 🤷🏽‍♀️ Also, the best because studios straight up stole from them! Listen to #TalkToMe 3! Top hits used the beat, rhythm and acoustics.

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

I want this sparkle to return to my eyes. And stat! 🥹🥰 What a cutey patootie!

[Zero The Whippet @Zero_thewhippet]

Still not sure how this twitter thing goes but here's our first post 🤣
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#whippet #JumpingInTheDust #SaveSocialMedia #dog #dogsoftwitter #dogs #dogefam

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

I am releasing myself of any accountability for my posts B4 I pass out after being up since yesterday 6a 4A 26 hour case. And two fodkas w/soda water. Fodka. Fodka? Fodka! 😂🤣 Fodka Vodka!! Lmao!!! #PlumpChickFodkaVodka 😂🤣😭🤔

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

@DWPippy With the exception of one, and only one, they all look as if they were purposely thrown on their faces.

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

May you never need a partner so bad you allow this, or stay after. My heart breaks for her.
https://t.co/gImqNiiTAL

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

@Lesdoggg @TheHustle @AdamSandler Can we talk about how fukcin much we love @Lesdoggg Always uplifting her projects. Talking love into her favorite peeps. Just an awesome human being! Love you girl!!! 🙌🏾🥰💃🏾🙌🏾💃🏾 #TheHustle

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

@ElsaPataky_ The world wants a #Part2Interceptor !!! #ElsaPataky 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💃🏾💃🏾🙌🏾 #ElsasNiche #TheFemaleBruceWillis Takes an ass beating .. and still comes out on top! @netflix

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

Where is #TiJaeBaker ??
College Student Is Missing After Calling Home in June and Asking Mom to Rescue Her #NewsBreak https://t.co/gLI6aB62aV

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

So I’m late to my salon appointment. #Interceptor is worth it!!!! @netflix #ElsaPataky may have found her niche. #GiveUsMore #ActionHerosWearBras #ActionHero

[PlumpChickWrites @PlmpChickWrites]

@Lesdoggg She’s out here just dropping truth bombs all over the place! 🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂