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Hamateur hour.

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@realDonaldTrump you should do something positive.

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Shout in to the agoraphobics

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Pictures of duck dicks are going spiral!

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There is already something depicting the confederacy winning. It's called incest porn.

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You can keep the statues but we get to put truck nuts on their chins.

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More like KU CUCKS KLAN

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Jam Master J vs Preserves Master P

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Fruit by the Foot would've been a great name for a wine.

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Superman was faster than a speeding bullet. He had gat-like reflexes.

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I don't care if they're model citizens. I still call them mannequins.

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#potornot Tunisian Chimney Goblin

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Comedy in @LittletonAlley hosted by @CodySpyk & @RuppSays w/ @SillyGideon @roscoenick @jewfacekilla and Deacon Gray

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You should also be worried about your pre-conditioned existence.

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The reason you have to pry guns from cold dead hands is due to trigger mortis

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Sex tapes are also viral videos depending on who has what.

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Refugees on welfare is an ingenious way to get back some of the resources the country you are in pillaged from where you came from.

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Matches are smoke-scented incense

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@Baconarchist Escape from Buffet

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"Goodbye, gruel world..." - kid leaving orphanage

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All men are created equal, all children are created sequel