Dear MAGA,
Your eggs aren't cheaper, but hey, you got no transsexuals in sports.
Your gas isn't cheaper, but hey, you got the "Gulf of America."
Your cats and dogs are safe, but hey, your Medicaid and Medicare will be defunded.
Your energy costs aren't cheaper, but hey, your Social Security is in jeopardy.
You're still paying taxes on everything, but hey, you're paying for tax cuts for the rich.
Your grocery prices aren't cheaper, but hey, those illegals are being deported.
Your getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse in government, but hey, your giving Elon Musk more money to blow up more rockets.
Your life isn't getting any better by ANY of Trump's actions, but hey, you owned the libs by voting for a lying, 34 count convicted felon conman.
Congratulations — you voted against your own best interests and fucked the entire country in the process.
The very same Republicans who chant “Lock Her Up” about a 75 year old woman, cannot believe anyone would be cruel enough to put a 76 year old man behind bars.
I get a lot of graduation announcements this time each year (which is a specific and important joy in my life) so I was initially quite confused when I opened up this one.
Thanks, Joe.
i unfortunately only in my 20s and am already over nightlife? for some fucking reason, i actually would prefer a house party like we did in college. like a renaissance themed house party or a day party. community gatherings, cookouts, house parties. idk bring back the intimacy.
Congratulations to anyone filming themselves at a Target while stomping on rainbows & screaming obscenities at mannequins who can’t and won’t ever scream back.
You look exactly like the hateful, ignorant fucking asshole everyone who has ever met you already knows you to be. 👍🏻
90 years ago this month, Nazis burned books.
The books they first burned were the books from the Institute of Sexology, decades of research in transgender medicine and health.
History doesn't always repeat, but it certainly rhymes.
Allen Texas. 8 dead.
The gun was purchased legally.
Louisville. 5 dead.
The gun was purchased legally.
Nashville. 5 dead.
The gun was purchased legally.
Buffalo. 10 dead.
The gun was purchased legally.
San Jose. 9 dead.
The gun was purchased legally.
Uvalde. 21 dead.
The gun was purchased legally.
Parkland. 17 dead.
The gun was purchased legally.
Midland, Atlanta, Boulder, Dayton, El Paso, Virginia Beach, Thousand Oaks, Pittsburgh, Santa Fe, Las Vegas, Orlando, Sandy Hook, Highland Park…
The gun was purchased legally.
As you process the devastating news that another tragic school shooting took the lives of three innocent children in Nashville, Tennessee, today…
Remember the school shooter didn't act alone.
He was assisted by 222 House members, 49 Senators, and the NRA.
It’s not the drag queens.
It’s not the pot, not the porn, not the trans kids, not the video games, it’s not the locks on the doors, and it sure as shit ain’t the books about Rosa Parks.
You wanna PROTECT OUR KIDS?
Then do something about the motherfucking guns.