The Clumsy Plotter

Clumsy allotmenteer. Slapdash reports from lucky plot 13. Food photo bore #growyourown

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

Finally. Hello little pumpkin

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

No dig potatoes first time experiment. Clean as a whistle on harvest

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

Festive wheelbarrowing of horse muck. It never ends

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

Plot 13 party #allotment

[Lee @LeeCraddock12]

If anyone has a secret mobile phone hidden from an abusive partner, remember to switch off emergency alerts, or the phone will be activated with the loud alert on the evening of 23/04. I think this government action is misguided for a few reasons
Please retweet to notify friends.

[The Floof Lady @TheFloofLady]

Have you ever had ginger wine? It's delicious with a little bit of heat!

Hugh (@engcountrylife) shows you how to make it 👇
RTs welcome 👍

https://t.co/j6gIZpMtG7

[Scott Bevan @scottylar]

If there are any farmers or landowners in the West Midlands who wouldn’t mind permitting me to metal detect some land, please get in touch. I can provide many references, will abide by any & all conditions and will fill all holes neatly. Thanks folks #ClubHectare #TeamDairy

[English Country Life @engcountrylife]

For anyone who wants to grow and preserve their own food next year, our latest YouTube video covers all the items that I wish we had known about when starting on self reliance! 🎄❄️🎁🫙

Retweets hugely appreciated 😉

https://t.co/04Vqi0UhXL

[English Country Life @engcountrylife]

For those who like a cocktail 🍹 or a fruit drink, do take a look at tonight's YouTube video where we make Crème de Cassis - a delicious blackcurrant liqueur that's the basis of a wonderful drink - Kir Royale 🥂

Retweets always appreciated 😉

https://t.co/4JGHCIW6uW

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

I love the Christmas cactus. So dramatic

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

This should be a mandatory class in school - if you travel a lot, this is gold https://t.co/JppgqKXfub

[Marty @wherethemartyat]

John Lewis's Ad Agency furiously rewriting the Christmas ad to be about 2 people that meet in #TheQueue and end up having Christmas together. To a slow piano version of 500 Miles by The Proclaimers.

[English Country Life @engcountrylife]

Our new video on YouTube is the latest in our series on the Self Sufficient Year covering our September activities on the smallholding

Retweets always appreciated 😉

https://t.co/ELrpveCkmb

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

@GrowLikeGrandad Ah, sounds just like my apples, from a tree I inherited too. The mystery continues

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

An absolute attention seeker of a squash. I love it. #allotment

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

@LBFlyawayhome I LOVE this book, always made me hungry. I wanted that pot.

[The Clumsy Plotter @PlotterThe]

Tomatoes are in full flow, and a mystery “cucumber” shows itself as a marina di choggia. Plus first time growing mashed potato squash #allotment