i be getting embarrassed at the Store buying toilet paper i feel like People look at me and be like "damn Shitty booty already ran through his last pack"
🚨JUST IN: Andrew Tate GOES OFF on people who are scared of getting bombed in Dubai. 😂
“What are you scared of, some little bomb? Just catch it.”
“I wish I were there right now. I’d just catch it like a baseball and throw it away. Fuck off.”
Heard a few explosions in Dubai.
A few girls started texting me asking if i’m okay.
Hit them with the “don’t worry darling, just a few bombs, i’ll see you soon”.
Never miss a chance to accumulate aura.
I’m way too smart to read books lol.
Books are for dummies.
“Omg did you hear about what I read”
No dipshit I didn’t.
Your wife’s ugly why the fuck are you reading a book.
You don’t even own a jet you’re poor.
Kill yourself.