Pluckphotography

Bladdy marvellous photographer based in Chelmsford, Essex

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@thoughtfulbae @DaRealCanibus has carpal tunnel syndrome in his wrist bones for gripping microphones this long.

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Strictly star Anton Du Beke reviewed Donald Trump's ill-considered dancing at a NRA convention after reading out the names of 22 children and teachers who were shot and killed just three days earlier. "Maybe a hand jive?" he said. "Wanker!" shouted Craig Revel Horwood.

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With fuel prices at an all-time high, Essex's air ambulance service has taken to switching the engine off when coming in to land. #hypermiling #FuelPrice

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@sniffpetrol The mum was so full of shit. Though possibly because the dad was neglectful or an alcoholic. Or both.

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If only I had a lorry to keep it in. #KITT #MichaelKnight #autotrader

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@AutoPap Has a distrust for turbochargers.

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@FINALLEVEL Delicious with potatoes, broccoli and bat gravy

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@redskyatnight The one fact I know about Levenshulme is they haven't got shit on Kersal.

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@evomagazine He's so blind he doesn't realise he's sitting on the engine cover for this rolling shot.

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@femalemechanic1 Open your mind to me....

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@Andrew_Frankel How dare you. Drax was the epitome of a Bond villain. Attempting to wipe out mankind, apart from his hand-picked breeders. The most disturbing death scene of the entire franchise. And Roger Moore yo-yo-trousering his way through the female cast.

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@perfectionvalet Such a great album. Tore up the clubs in 98.

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To alien races considering an interplanetary war against Earth. Now is probably a good time.

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@lazylobster69 @TimesRadio @mariellaf1 @marcuswareing I can understand this. In March 2020 I struggled to find a nice smelling hand sanitiser. So I decided to buy a whole street of houses. Sometimes a mans gotta do what he gots to do.

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@HagertyUK Basic factory spec Fiat Multipla

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@HagertyUK Even in that state the car would be valued higher than most people's houses.

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Heartless Putin has a cockney knees-up with celebrities while the world burns
https://t.co/hndFEyrNBc

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No one told #GMB we're now pronouncing Kiev as 'Keev'. Dinosaurs.

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@BahnstormerTom Quote from WBAC will be subject to inspection. If they think someone has even farted in the car they'll start knocking off value.

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@meganyy Awesome zipwire though.