The Zoomers have crucified the last of my plumber brothers and saved me for last. I had to watch every plumber be nailed to the cross, hung by the nails in their hands, while they bled to death to mumble rap. Father forgive them for they know not what they do. Plumbis Fidelis.
The Zoomers broke down the door to my chambers, rushed my hiding spot, and took me prisoner. They forced me to listen to mumble rap and inhale their cotton candy grape explosion geek bars. This was the fate i mercifully spared my children from.
The Plumbers army has fallen and retreated to their bed chambers to take refuge with their families in their final moments. The Zoomers had overpowered the Plumber army despite their number. The walls shake as the Zoomers sack the city and bring the castle down to rubble. The Plumber's children are crying as the Plumber King pulls out his plunger and swiftly plunges all four to death as he cries out in agony. It shall be more merciful to give them a swift death rather than allow them to be torn limb from limb by the Zoomer hordes. He doesn't want them to watch how he meets his end. Plumbis Fidelis
Trader Mayne responds to claims that crypto traders used to be trading against plumbers
โThe game is different. You guys have problems we didn't have to deal with. We had problems you didn't have to deal withโ
โThere was a smaller pool of assets and a smaller pool of people back then. Crypto was novel back in 2014. 2017, it was novelโ
โI don't think one is harder than the other because the same people who lost money today, I think would lose money back thenโ
โI think people who are really good today would have adapted to the game back in the dayโ
โThe people who are still around now from the prior days are already rich, so clearly they're pretty good at what they're doing or they're still able to make money nowโ
โI personally think it's easier to trade Bitcoin, ETH, Solana, HYPE now with leverage than it ever wasโ
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