David Plume

I am a short fat bald aged retired former accountant with all the sex appeal of a minor road accident.

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@JamieSpafford British Car Parks? Worried about you!

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@JamieSpafford What did one snowman chef say to the other snowman chef? Do you smell carrots?

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@JamieSpafford What’s the most popular Christmas wine? I don’t like Brussels sprouts!

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@ChrisPage90 not everyone is happy to see the snow. David, Melbourn, South Cambs.

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@beckyjagotv @ITVX Steaming video ……. Naughty or poached

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@beckyjagotv @itvanglia @ChrisPage90 @WeatherAisling @NatalieGrayITV @dallaskaren @viclamparditv @KatieRidleyTV @SarahCooperITV Excellent, someone got a full set of dresses out of one roll of sparkly black material. All the girlies looking festive.

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@JamieSpafford If you think you are anything like TS then you have a real problem. Great album.

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@ChrisPage90 A mist “rainbow” in Melbourn this morning. Never seen anything like it before. David

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@NYTimesWordplay Todays Wordle was a very sloppy choice. There were 5 possible words with one change of letter. There is no fun in this if the answer is just pot luck. Please try harder!

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@JaneHillNews @BBCNews @BBCOne @JaneHillNews Jane, you have just reported on the BBC News at One that 4.7m people in England are waiting for an hospital operation. That is one in 1 in 11.8 of every man, woman, child and infant. Does this number make sense?

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@JaneHillNews Jane, you have just reported on the BBC News at One that 4.7m people in England are waiting for an hospital operation. That is one in 1 in 11.8 of every man, woman, child and infant. Does this number make sense?

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@njhickson God wants it that way, it gives him a chuckle

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Tenet is billed as this years most surreal movie. Never more so than when I saw it today and sat for 2 hours 20 minutes in a 210 seat cinema on my own. Private viewing of a blockbuster movie. Cool.

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Oh no! The main crop spuds are alien potatoes from Mars!!!

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BBC News - News Corp: Rupert Murdoch's son James quits company https://t.co/5VeWOqCF8t You say James is the son of Rupert Murdock and Anna Torv. I know Fringe was about alternate realities but have another go BBC.

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@JamieSpafford @sortedfood I look forward to the first time Evie say’s CBA to me.

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You know when you are on holiday and go back to the car at it says the outside temperature is big but when you go it drops a lot. The car on the drive said it was 32.5 degrees. A few miles later it had gone UP to 36.

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Nice 9.2 miles walked this morning and excellent lunch at the newly reopened Melbourn Hub. @MelbournHub

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@JamieSpafford Petrichor - Petra (stone) ichor (blood of Greek Gods)

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Of course social distancing on aircraft is possible! Some people just admit defeat too easily. #SocialDistancinguk