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@stargreen808 don't make plans on Friday May 24! ;)

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Aaand just when I started to feel good about my body the women's olympic teams release their nudes.

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Eating ramen noodles out of a portable coffee cup is similar to shoving soggy, wet garbage in your mouth. Tastes like poor feels.

[Movie Humor @MovieHumor]

"Oh, God help us. We're in the hands of engineers." - Jurassic Park

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@Shatzapalooza are you going to up date us on your whole trip again. Do you need a friend to talk to?

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I just want to stay home and kill zombies in space all day, is that too much to ask?

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Being stressed out is starting to get really old.

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"Poo-tee-weet?" - Kurt Vonnegut

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@wbquatrolife I call Darrell. #thewalkingdeadgame

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Work, eat, power nap, eat, work. Watch Adventure Time as necessary.

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No joke, every time Ron Paul is mentioned I immediately think Ru Paul.

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That awkward moment when everyone in class wants to be your friend because you know the material.

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Forgot it was casual Friday and wore dress clothes to work #firstworldpain

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Working all day and into the night #yaymemorialday

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@Galligator18 hell yeah, when are you free?

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@Galligator18 of course. Golden double stuffed, to be exact.

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Oddities and Oreos, the cure to a crappy day?

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What is a weekend? #iworkinretail

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@j_trawinski it isn't