Plush Tree Father

Proud father of christmas tree plush, go and buy a plush of your own now

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@_TheSmartAlec1 Dawg Final Fantasy gotta be the most annoying game to be teased at the end like it’s the next groundbreaking shit, that shit’s like Madden at this point 😭

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@CaptainRex_7567 Palpatine was revealed through Fortnite btw 💔🥀

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@ksdotlewis Shit came out to $25 at Walmart and that’s not even counting the time it’ll take to make the food, yeah give me that Little Caesar’s pizza dawg 😭✌️

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@slothy_420 Random ass neighborhoods will have speed bumps but a school zone’s built like they’re drag racing after school 😭

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@Lord_Shade @ladolcevolk Faye: “Oh no, I need to let Kratos and Atreus know of the journey that’s ahe-”

All The Other Gods: “Hol up how you know Kratos?”

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@poonaple_ Dawg this mf is the DEFINITION of a fucking pick me, holy shit man 😭😭😭

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@fadecorner Aaron Donald’s helmet talking to him after seeing the Myles Garrett trade

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@hailmarysportss

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@brndxix Invest it into my Zelle big dawg 🙏

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@Dexerto Well it wouldn’t get to the point of stalking and picketing if they just paid the money owed cause they lost 10 lawsuits and are dodging making payments and aren’t trying to communicate and try to resolve the case so what other choice is there really?

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@JayZ0verrat3d Don’t really think you can put BBL pornstars on the court with bro

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@abysmaldogwater I got no hate towards Moon Girl or Valeria but at that point if we’re making people smarter than Reed who is basically the guy that’s casually making scientific breakthroughs before lunch, how is not every problem on earth solved by now 😭

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@powcampsurvivor If that’s all it takes to be a police officer imagine how stupid the ICE agents have to be 😭

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@LakeShowYo OKC Fans: “HE CAN’T DO THAT, THAT’S A FOUL”

Also OKC Fans When Shai Flops 50 Times:

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@thedigitaldash_ Mfs trying to act high and mighty like they’re giving 150% at work and not sitting in the damn restroom for 30 minutes like y’all are not any better 😭

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@Boofin_Zoloft Mfs be getting a wage that’s not even near the ability to make ends meet and having to deal with dumbass customers who have attitude cause they’ve got a dysfunctional family at home and need to get their anger out somewhere and you think they’re gonna give a fuck about you 😭

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@midaeros I thought dawg was gonna just be like “My apologies go on your way” but his dumbass tried to double down like are we deadass 😭

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@zionszzn You’ll have bro on the right being the first car that goes and bro opposite of him will get to the stop sign like last minute after the first car already passed and they think that means it’s their turn like bro this shit is like elementary level thinking, PLEASE

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@ClaireMPLS Walmart be putting 15 or less items for self checkout and I be seeing some of y’all asses going in with 30+ items like yeah the actual cashiers are buns and only 2 exist in the entire store but if you’re gonna be scanning 30+ items, maybe do it faster?!?!?!

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@JeremiahDJohns Dawg this is what was making the Finals in Jordan’s Era?!?!?! Please tell me we’re not deadass 😭💔🥀