Pluto Spaniel 💙

I was born 5/5/2013 and live in Chesterfield, Derbyshire. My objective in life is to roll in as much poo as possible!

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The Dogs of 2020

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I’ve hung around the dinner table and scored a raw carrot 🥕 baton. Not sure if that’s a win or not. 🤨

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@choc_labrador @bamb_i_am Legend!

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I have been through the farmers fields today. Then I had another bath. That’s two in a week. Despicable.

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So now, I’m rolling in whatever I can find in the garden, that smells the most, while trying to dry off. I’m so cross with that woman...🤬😡🤬

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So, this just happened.....

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And then THIS 😲

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Absolute legend ..... 🤣

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I woke my dad up at 3.30am today. He took me in the garden for a wee but it was too cold so I waited until he took me back inside so I could wee on the living room floor where it’s nice and warm. I waited until he had cleaned it up and while he was washing his hands I had a poo.

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Oh my! Just checking my account and I’m wondering if my Human had logged off or something? 0 tweets so far this year 😤Only 2 last year and 3 retweet’s. Shocking, appalling behaviour human. You’re sacked. 😡🤬

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@KellyTheVet My humum says I look like that too. We call it being trained appropriately. 🙋🏼‍♀️

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@SpringerSaint Ditto

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Ooh! What could it be? 🤣🤣🤣🤣😄

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@RnsDigger Oops, my PA only just checked in on time! Hope you’ve been spoiled buddy! 🎁🍗🎂🎈Happy Birthday 👍🏼

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Parrently I’m gonna stink. #wetdog #dontcare #havingafabtime #stinkycar #notbovered #itsfreezing

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@Jemima114 Ditto! 🌼

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@GraemeDogfather You might want to remove this pic with your home address and phone numbers on Lily’s tag. My humum is a bit of a security nut. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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Line Of Duty series 5 on BBC1, not long now. https://t.co/VNGDRbktlQ

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#HappyNewYear2019 to all my twoofer pals. I’m hoping my social secretary will pick up the pace again, she been letting me down recently 🤨