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chaotic, a little dramatic, probably fun at parties. likes video games and the earth

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as a retro cartoon aficionado, i can tell you this is the singular cartoon that does not hold up

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Rolie polie olie (1998-2007)

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@aloyisius_13 the fact that my first thought was to text you this meme 😂

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coworkers: you see it all

my brain on volume 99:

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vendor just said they can get to implementation quicker w vibe coding these days

that’s uhhhh not the flex u think it is

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The Minimalists in me is screaming “don’t be a walking billboard”

The vegan in me is screaming “don’t promote meat”

But my soul? My soul is screaming “must have that whimsy!!!”

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Meat snack brand Chomps is releasing a rotisserie chicken container purse to celebrate National Rotisserie Chicken Day

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if you want to test whether a relationship will last a year: study cleaning up accidentally broken glass

if you want to test if it’ll last a decade: study cleaning up glass accidentally broken mid argument

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It’s bizarre everyone hears food & only thinks money. It’s quite literally what you are made of.

The next 50 years of ur life is dependent on what you feed it.

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I try to stay out of discourse but have you all considered packing a lunch and cooking dinner simply for your health & because nourishing your body w intentional ingredients prepared with love is also good for the soul??

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Unless your first exposure to the album is via tiny desk. Then ignore everything and do whatever NPR recommends.

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waited an extra week to listen to the great divide so I could listen with headphones on a plane the way goddess intended and damn did that change my whole relationship to the album

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I know I’m some of the last of my people, but albums were meant to be consumed in order, in their entirety. It is the only way to truly connect and understand the artist’s project +intent.

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can’t tell if gauges are back in vogue or if they just released my people from the dungeons

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being a vegetarian at a conference is fun bc you can save your slightly too tight pants until day 3 and know they’ll fit from the lack of food you’ve had

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pillow talk but it’s just discussing gameplay and strategy of Civ VI

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diabolically laughed opening my signed Noah Kahan vinyl. gonna start referring to him as YA.

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went to a card show and 100% of vendors looked at me and knew Venmo would be my payment of choice

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waitress: sorry, let me just shake it off

entire table slowly turning to me: don’t you do it!

me: do what!

my brain:

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everyone really went from “AI is not to replace you, but to make you more productive and do more w less. the computer is the artificial - but you are still the intelligence!”

to “what if we let anyone in any position do your job w AI and zero governance???” in a matter of months

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my husband: that sure issss alotttt of vinyls being delivered!

also my husband: if I can’t get a boat how about a $20K tractor?

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I’m just a girl standing in front of father time asking to pet every cat and read every book