Tea Lione Johnson

Pizza critic and inventor of the Fusion Margarita. Recovering rage addict, now a cover band drummer and urban free climber. HMU to rate your your pizza.

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@IlkleyBeerFest Hey IBF! Whats the deal with doing business on the door, any chance of a few tickets on offer? Too many beers to miss just because I don't have a ticket.

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Looking for a spare ticket to #IlkleyBeerFest
Would really appreciate anyone letting me know of any around? Thanks #thirsty #eternallygrateful

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@CraftDough Hey C&D! I have a voucher but I don't know which branch I can use it at. Could you help?
Love your pizzas, I feel almost no shame after having three to myself. #JudgeMeAfterFive

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@yhelrogero137 Perfect!Pop on a shower cap, hang your work clothes on the back of your chair & have a good roll around on the desk#TastyMess

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@Homepride_Fred #PizzaSmoothie was a roaring success! To think of all the years I've wasted chewing my bread. Next up: Marinara Milkshake.

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CRISIS. No pizza bagels for breakfast.I do have Sundays Margarita, @Homepride_Fred bechamel sauce and a blender. #PizzaSmoothie #TrailBlazer

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@PapaJohns "And just as Moses lifted up the Italian thin&crispy in the wilderness, so must the Deep Pan be lifted up"
-John 3.14

#Amen

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@maxbrowntsb @IanOverDose I have a set of @pizzahut lingerie. It isn't branded, just plastered with pizza debris. #Pepperoni&Lace

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@PapaJohns Ironic because the 100 Years War was actually fought over control of Southern Englands wheat fields.A prime asset in pizza making

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@dominos AGAIN! Please look into waterproof boxes. I found 4 slices of Hawaiin on a park swing, ruined by rain water (presumably) #StillAte3

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@Deliveroo My last pizza was a "Grease Feast" from Uncle Gino's. I order a 28" every Sunday and live off it for the week. #LikeAPizzaRacoon

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@kevin_larkin @BBCSheffield My @dominos breakfast arrived like clockwork. Didn't see a moped outside so I assume the rail network is fine.

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@dominos A late HappyBirthday to the inventor of the Pep Pash,Mrs Pepper O'Neil who in 1916 thinly sliced the spicy sausage for the 1st time

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@dominos #EveryPizzaIsBusinessPizza.The genius of pizza is theres no need for utensils so no one gets stabbed with a fork for eating my marg

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@KatrinaBunker @BBCSheffield I once ordered, paid for & accepted delivery of @dominos in my sleep.I woke myself up chewing loudly & laughing

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@jacob_evering Thanks man,I've been following Roma Pizza around the country & I hear they're debuting their Spicy Three Cheese in Sheffield!

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@tramlines Hey TL. Very excited for the lineup. Do u have any idea how many pizza-based stalls have been licensed? I'm budgeting #OnTheSauce

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@Leadmill The nostalgia!The nation awoke to interesting new pizza toppings;artichoke in every teens bedroom & tomatoes sundrying on the roof

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@ofctimallen Hi Tim.Do U get the feeling you have an illegitimate 18yr old daughter who loves treehouses & lemonade?#JustAsking #DMme #Papa?

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@pizzahut I took a charming pic of a Spicy Meaty & wedges recently.The candlelight on the water & pepperoni floating like lily pads#Romantic