Turtle

Aht, go away.

[Turtle @PocketChoc]

@_donniiiii Baby what am I looking at?!

[Turtle @PocketChoc]

@_donniiiii The delusions are at an all time high!!

[juan crow @twinkletweetu]

since it’s my duty to inform people about Jehovah’s Witness practices, here’s a fun fact:
JWs prohibit their members from divorcing spouses for any reason other than infidelity (yes, including abuse). As a result, many JWs cheat to be able to have an “approved” divorce.

[Turtle @PocketChoc]

@_donniiiii Mmmm 🤣

[Turtle @PocketChoc]

Opened up Twitter and this is the first post I see. Let me head on out.

[GoldofBuj💕 @Ashibabon]

The boy is 12years old, his name was Isaac now his parents changed his name to “Laughter”
😂😂 See i can’t process it at all, because what do they mean by his name is now Laughter

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

Wouldn’t ever be allowed over there again. Can’t even risk my child hanging with somebody being raised by neanderthals like that…

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

They say it takes 21 days to form a habit, but it took me 2 days of vacation to get used to not working

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When you're 3 hours into doing ahsolutely nothing.. and God adds rain for aesthetic

[Me @KirkWrites79]

I kinda love and just may do this next year.

[neo @simplyT90]

And don’t touch anything. I know where everything is.

[Turtle @PocketChoc]

This is so ghetto lmao

[Hoops @Hoopss]

NBA star Gilbert Arenas proposed to his girl with a $400K ring, then they broke up 8 days later.. They eventually made up & he faked a relationship with her for a few months so he could switch the ring out with a fake version. She sued him and lost.

"When my girl and I broke up, I was like, 'That was a f***ing waste of money. I want my $400K ring back.'
So I had a f∆ke ring made to switch it out. Then I called her and said, 'Hey babe, I miss you. I want to make things right.'
I faked a whole new relationship with her for about four months just to earn her trust and get close enough to make the swap.

After I got the real ring back, we broke up again. Then she started going off on social media, claiming she made over $500K from me.
To show her I didn’t lose anything, I posted a picture with the ring.

She checked hers and realized it was fake. That’s when the lawsuit came—she claimed I robbed her and wanted the ring back.
But I had already sold it and used $100K of the money to pay for my lawyer’s fees. She lost the case" 👀😭😅

[duchess of arrakis @thisisnefertiti]

I didn’t even consider this wait- 😭

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

“How do you know about that?”

You told me

[JayJay ᥫ᭡ @Jameca2011]

I wish Usher, John, and Luda would do it again. 😮‍💨

[Turtle @PocketChoc]

Snickerdoodle cookies done! Popcorn popped, Home Alone started & cuddles began!

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

And she bad

[Bryan Coogler @jamesearl23]

We in the CAR, we ride SLOW, we doing things that the girls don’t DO

[Turtle @PocketChoc]

I pray I live a long long life with a farm full of grands!

[Caitlin Francis @MrsCMFrancis]

My mom is hosting no parents “Christmas Camp” for her many grandkids for 3 days in case you wanna know how lucky I am 🎄