The Pocket Programmer

I make games and game assets. I make tutorial videos for YouTube.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

My son made a Geometry Dash level called “Greenhouse.” Should be on the “recent” tab, if you want to play it. Or, check this video if you want to watch him fail it a few times then win.

Geometry Dash - New Level Upload - “Greenhouse” https://t.co/M5IqDZ118W via @YouTube

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@sbworld @BenjaminMuses Ben?! The water features at Dolly wood weren’t big enough for personal watercr- oh wait…

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

Alright. @BenjaminMuses brought me back. It’s 1942 and I’d rather fight Nazis in Germany than Canada. And I gotta see the shit show tomorrow.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@BenjaminMuses @sbworld Wait. Are you the reason Dollywood closed down?

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@aprilmillerlite Hooray. What are you going to do with all this forbidden knowledge?

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@sbworld @BenjaminMuses Thanks

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@BenjaminMuses Nah. I’m too lazy to set the record straight.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@kwok_xian I’ve been working on an exit, but I’m expediting things now. Just trying to get contact info from some of my favorites. Then I’m gone.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@RickHunter7 @alexandre_lores Joel Hammond looking at the Nazi memorabilia on Elon’s shelf.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@RickHunter7 @alexandre_lores But let’s be honest, you don’t have to be a holocaust historian to recognize a Nazi salute.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@rustafariandev @C_Reilly5 I’ve spent the last two years building up an immunity to jelly bean poison.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@thedotnetdad That is a Nazi salute.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

Remember when we all said that Elon was a Nazi, and you all said we were being hyperbolic? I don’t want an apology. I want you to stop defending him.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Elon just did this…

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@FrankMikeDavis1

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@VictoriqueM Yeah, but it works spectacularly well on otherwise slow computers. Well, Mint Lite does anyway.

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@CBoTheEggman Giving it a week for Musk to divest from any interest. And then I’m gone. (Because I’m sure he won’t.)

[The Pocket Programmer @PocketProgram]

@krassenstein Oh, he was saying words just before giving the Nazi salute? I guess that makes it OK then. Fuck no!