lauren epsom

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[lauren epsom @Pocket_Shuffle]

The Founding Fathers writing the First Amendment:

[lauren epsom @Pocket_Shuffle]

Boomers will be like “woah, buddy; women order first at restaurants because it’s respectful” and then not give them rights over their own body

[🌧 ren。 @non_philosophy]

idk, Western media people kinda being a little bit racist right now 😳 (a thread)

[lauren epsom @Pocket_Shuffle]

I feel like I put my clothes into certain drawers in my dresser when I was 8 and never questioned it again

[lauren epsom @Pocket_Shuffle]

Politically correct audio engineers be like: “yeah it’ll be $100 for mixing and ownering”

[lauren epsom @Pocket_Shuffle]

Ayyyy we finally getting that Covid x Beyblade collab

[Een @doc_fathom]

Poe: Once upon a midnight
Beastie Boys: DREARY
Poe: While I pondered,
Beastie Boys: WEAK
Poe: and Beastie Boys: WEARY

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

therapists: have a good day! ily text me

psychiatrists:

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

we in hell

[Red Bait @ttheweirdingway]

HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE STILL SUGGESTING VOTING

[lauren epsom @Pocket_Shuffle]

@cullenhunter20 4

[Ayogu Kingsley 🪩 @ayoguofficial]

My Painting of Malcolm X
How it started How it went

[lauren epsom @Pocket_Shuffle]

@ChocoThunderr “Christopher Columbus killed indigenous people”

“Well I think I’m going to need a fact check on that”

😂 but also 😅, 😐, 🥴, 🤨, & 😭

[hypernormal guy @boytoy_ota]

2 months till spotify wrapped aka twitters met gala