Ken Pigby

I work in the media I make radio and that.

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

I THINK I NEED SOME SIRUP OF FIGGS
OR JUST SOME MORE FIGG ROLES

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

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[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

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[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

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[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

IMAGINE IF NO BODY HAD INVENTED TOILET ROLLS THOUGH. MY GOD
GOOD NIGHT

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

AND TELL ME WHAT KIND OF COAT THEYD KEEP IT IN AS WELL LOLL
GOOD NIGHT

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

I WONDER WHAT COLOUR TOILET PAPER THIRD OF ROLL WOULD BE CARRIED AROUND BY THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS EH HMM PEHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME MAKE IT FUNNY IF YOU CAN THERES NO PRIZES ITS JUST FOR A BIT OF FUN

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

OBVIOSLY MY BROWN COAT POSES A PROBLEM

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

YOU CAN STILL GET LIGYT BLUE TOILET PAPER IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH I HAVE THAT IN MY DENIM JACKETT

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

MY LIGHT SUMER BLOUSON IS WHITE SO I MAKE SURE MY THIRD OF A TOILET ROLL IS WHITE SO IT DOES NT STAND OUT DO YOU SEE

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

IF THEY SAY BUT KEN YOU HAVE NT GOT A DOG THEN TELL THEM THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHY YOU CARRY AROUND A THIRD OF A TOILET ROLL AND WHAT A STUPID QUESTION EITHER WAY ITS FOR SHITE ISNT IT

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

IF ANY ONE ASKS YOU WHY YOUR CARRYING A THIRD OF A TOILET ROLL AROUND JUST TELL THEM ITS IN CASE YOU HAVE TO WIPE UP AFTER YOUR DOG

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

MY BIG COAT TAKES THREE THIRDS TOILET ROLLS BUT ITS TOO WARM FOR THAT THIS WEEK SO IM DOWN TO ONE INTHE INSIDE POCKET OF MY LIGHT SUMER BLOUSON BUT I ALSO HAVE TISSUES SO THAT HELPS

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

I WILL BE SAFE DO YOU SEE

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

DONT CARRY A WHOLE TOILET ROLL IN YOUR POCKET YIU CAN MAKE IT FIT BUT PEOPLE MIGHT THINK YOUR WEIRD

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

IF YOU THINK YOU MIGHT NEED MORE FOR AN EMERGENCY OR SONE THING CARRY ANOTHER THIRD OF A ROLL IN ANOTHER POCKET

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

ALWAYS CARRY THE LAST THIRD OF A ROLL OF TOILET ROLL IN YOUR COAT POCKET

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

MIND YOU IVE THOUGHT THAT BEFORE AND BEEN CAUGHT OUT HAVENT I

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

I DO HAVE ENOUGH THO YOU CANT BE TOO CAREFUL LOLL

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

SORRY THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A DM

[Ken Pigby @PodProducerKen]

IVE GOT THEM THE TOILETROLLS IVE GOT THEM