I WONDER WHAT COLOUR TOILET PAPER THIRD OF ROLL WOULD BE CARRIED AROUND BY THE RICH AND THE FAMOUS EH HMM PEHAPS YOU CAN TELL ME MAKE IT FUNNY IF YOU CAN THERES NO PRIZES ITS JUST FOR A BIT OF FUN
IF THEY SAY BUT KEN YOU HAVE NT GOT A DOG THEN TELL THEM THEY ALREADY KNOW YOU WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW WHY YOU CARRY AROUND A THIRD OF A TOILET ROLL AND WHAT A STUPID QUESTION EITHER WAY ITS FOR SHITE ISNT IT
MY BIG COAT TAKES THREE THIRDS TOILET ROLLS BUT ITS TOO WARM FOR THAT THIS WEEK SO IM DOWN TO ONE INTHE INSIDE POCKET OF MY LIGHT SUMER BLOUSON BUT I ALSO HAVE TISSUES SO THAT HELPS