Just finished recording a 9pm Edict with @stilgherrian - this was the best one. I think we needed the other four as a run up. Will share when edited down from 7 hours of recordings.
When I wrote The Wicker Man Preservation Society (https://t.co/bjnCx7qm55) I made up the entirely ridiculous idea of competitive sleeping (based on the scoring system for diving). Just found out there has since been established a real World Sleeping Championship #WSC. 🤯
“Restoring the timeline” is the most cis male heterosexual white privilege of all the sci-fi tropes.
…And now I’m going to spend a lot of today wondering what’s the most trans gay black anarchy of all the sci-fi tropes.
Some podcast updates: I’m recording with @dfpiii on 26 Oct Australian time, assuming the UK still exists by then, so that will be fun. And some time in Nov I’ll finally get to that submarine episode, recording with @covertshores and maybe others. https://t.co/L9mRaBDAgP
As a mark of #respect, the new episode of Cheerful Despair, due for release on Monday 19th Sept, has been deleted.
The recycle bin has been emptied and the affected sectors of all non-volatile storage media have been deliberately overwritten repeatedly with nonsense data.
Today is the Summer Solstice - so maybe you want to read my story of a human sacrifice cult and a remote Scottish tea room? https://t.co/BYKIKwYOOu
The Wicker Man Preservation Society - Burn the World, Save Yourself.
NEW PODCAST: “The 9pm Extensive Salad-Tossing of the Monarchy with David F Porteous” @dfpiii (1h45m45s) https://t.co/ewX27IqaxQ
Like it? Tell your friends, and maybe even do the needful at https://t.co/fpV4yKjxKl.
It’s a long episode with some surprising twists.
Truth is, as a corporation, you can’t say “Happy Pride” anymore. You have to say “Merry 1st through 30th of June.”
As a legally incorporated entity, if you say “Happy Pride” you know what’ll happen - you’ll be sent to prison.
It’s political correctness gone mad. I blame the EU.
Rob Schneider deploys his amazing dramatic range to play both parts in - Doubtfyre & Pricejack - promised in theatres this summer, but never arriving. Tickets are $4,000. https://t.co/Q7tue6H04I
If this gets funded, I’ll travel (virtually) to virtual Australia to have another chat with Stil which makes virtual sense. Is that what you want? ‘Cause that’s what’ll happen. https://t.co/Cvdsyg6wEK
We're rewatching "Star Trek 2: Wrath of Khan". The USS Reliant's command code is "16309". Typing in this number gives anyone control of the whole starship. I feel the Federation could have made this harder to hack, frankly.