Gail DeVere

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

Part 2

"So yeah, Patton wanted to ally with the Germans, Nazi and not Nazi, black and white, all that, to crush the Bolshevik menace once and for all. And did you know he was from Southern California?"

"Yeah, I voted for him. Fuck the system, man! My taxes were getting way too high. Got anything to say, babe?"

"I wish you were my Dad!"

"Hear that? The kids love me."

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

THIS TIME MARILYN MANSON GENUINELY SCARES EVERYONE

(Part. 1)

Shock-rocker™ Marilyn Manson gave out candy at a random teenage fan's house in Pacific Palisades dressed disturbingly like Donald Trump while her parents were out of town on Halloween Night.

"The Donald Trump I imagine is smart, tough, and has his shit together like George Patton, who sounds exactly like Trump. It's uncanny. There's this newsreel I saw on the Library of Congress website, NOT YouTube, and General Patton is talking about seeing all these places in Germany that used to exist until the Third Army got to them. He sounds just like Donald! I still feel bad about Dresden. A lot of good people there, really good folks."

"Hey, babe, get me another Brandy Alexander, ok?" he says to his new friend.

#MarilynManson #DonaldTrump #cosplay #satire #parody

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

@YourSmallDoll3 Yes. You have a mullet, a haircut made famous by arrest photos of drunks and soccer hooligans. You're flailing your feet around like Humpty Dumpty about to lay a big egg of her own. Pretty weird. Aside from the mullet, you're fine.

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

@LibsNG @Azariel91 They don't have to act on every petty complaint. They usually don't, which is good.

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

HE'S TOTALLY ME!!

Just like Robert De Niro's lovable homicidal creep and sex pest in Taxi Driver and Joaquin Phoenix's lovable homicidal creep in Joker, a film I didn't see because I don't watch capeshit, Ryan Gosling's Driver is totally me!!!

I can drive fast!

I have strong feelings I can't articulate!!

I went through a fingerless gloves phase!!! (They suck, btw.)

Like if you are a TRVE KVLT Ryan Gosling fan!

#RyanGosling #GayforRyanGosling #TheDriver #BladeRunner #ImjustKen #ourguy #oneofus

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

@pcp021 @joni_askola The gold wasn't Ukraine's doing. I think it was money held by a Russia aligned oligarch that Ukraine was looking for. Around the time it went missing someone from "Ukraine" but not Ukraine wanted to see if I could fly several million dollars in bullion out of Ukraine.

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Вьетнам/Vietnam

It really is a lovely teal. Add a red knit cap, and you have a Steve Zissou outfit.

#thetealscare
#vietnam #camo #camouflage #vietnamese #asian #military #pavn

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

28% of Union soldiers were Russian, expert declares

Did you know that 28% of Union soldiers in the US Civil War were actually Russian?
History books won't tell you the truth, but the photo below proves it. The striped telnyashka under the Union wool? The tactical beard? The absolute aura of a man ready to defend the Union and survive a Siberian winter? It’s all right there.
#fakenews #uscivilwar #theunionwonlol

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

Вьетнам/Vietnam

#vietnam #camo #camouflage #vietnamese #asian #military #pavn

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

Вьетнам/Vietnam

This looks like a ripoff of American ERDL camo.

#vietnam #camo #camouflage #vietnamese #asian #military #pavn

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

Вьетнам/Vietnam

This one looks like a chunky stir fry.

#vietnam #camo #camouflage #vietnamese #asian #military #pavn

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

MENTOS: THE FRESHMAKER!

Doo dah doo doo dah doo wah wah!!

#mentos #thefreshmaker #swedishfish

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

#Shitpost #OSINT #BuyGreenland #GreenlandisGreater #Marchstiefel #Patriot #MAGA #LeftistTwitter #Freedom250 #America250 #Semiquincentennial #SteveZissou #Cosplay #bizarre #weird

[Katya :3 @YourSmallDoll3]

HATE anime ~,~

[Gail DeVere @Podex]

@txvalues The War On Christmas will continue until the illegal occupation of Thanksgiving and Halloween ceases.