my cat has been ramming his head into my boobs a lot lately and i've read stories about how pets sometimes warn their owners of cancerous tumors using the same method so i went to the doctor and got checked and found out that my cat is just a pervert
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Crystal Palace are probably leaking fake Real Madrid interest in Wharton to drive up his price.
Let's be honest — there's zero chance Madrid actually want him.
Anything over £40m and Palace will be laughing their heads off.
He reminds me of Charlie Adam before his Liverpool move: dominating our midfield in Blackpool's 3-2 win at Anfield.
Wharton's recent performances against us was a mirror image.
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To celebrate Beau Greaves making history as the first woman to win a PDC Tour Ranking event, we're giving away one of the most sought after sets of darts of all time.
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I’m in a good mood and it’s been a while so…
There’s 15 matches today at the Euro Tour in Munich, if there’s a 9 darter in ANY of the games I’ll give £50 or a set of darts away to someone!
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Premier League Darts hits Manchester 🎯
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I rode my horse off a cliff breaking its legs and then had to carry the sheep down a cliff on foot. Fell off the cliff. When i finally got the sheep home the kid told me I had the wrong fucking sheep.